Jackin' the Beanstalk

slang term for male masturbation

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk

by Cheezee_mann16 November 10, 2017

tongue jacking her shitbox

When a man buries his face in a good looking woman's ass and goes to town. Can be quite the experience for the woman where as there are no inhibitions from the man.

Holy shit, that's a good looking broad, I wish I was tongue jacking her shitbox!

by romdo308 October 6, 2013

slackin' and jackin'

Generally goofing off when work needs to be completed also implying that one jerks it during working hours.

tha boss: where are all the junior workers at?

shift manager: I'm not certain but I'll bet they're slackin' and jackin' in the janitor's closet or bathroom.

by cats pajamaz July 8, 2010

jacking my balls

Not doing anything, wasting time, lollygagging, being abnormaly lazy

Rob is over there working hard and im just over here jacking my balls.

by Stphano April 22, 2011

Jacking

Lowkey fucking with it. Idk some new york slang.

"I'm jacking it"

by doesnotunderstandslang April 4, 2021

myspace jackin

MySpace jackin happens when a dude finds a really hot picture of a girl and, you guessed it, pleasures him self to it

Last night, Jeff decided not to go out, but spent an hour MySpace jackin to some pictures of an underage girl that he didn't even know

by Turbo_86 August 19, 2006

Jacking Off

In Yu-Gi-Oh, when you use 2 Tuners and 1 non-Tuner to summon a Synchro Monster as opposed to the 1 Tuner and 1 non-Tuner

I can't believe he's jacking off into Red Nova Dragon.

by Jack Atlas, Master of Faster April 11, 2022