jack booted thug

Jack booted is a derogatory term used to describe an overly oppressive and authoritarian individual or group, often denotes violent tendencies. Thugs, thus described, are those in the service of an oppressive authoritarian, usually employing violence to achieve his/her/their master's goals.

Jack booted thugs stormed in, broke my furniture, kicked my dog, and took my still.

by GJohnW September 1, 2008

jack bauer

A mixed drink made of Red Bull and Jack Daniels. So named as it will keep you going for 24 hours.

I was at the bar and feeling kind of sluggish so I ordered a Jack Bauer to pick me up for the evening.

by MikeLI75 November 7, 2006

Jack Barakat

Amazingly sexy guitarist of the band All Time Low. He likes the macarena and wants herpes. He still hasn't found his mom yet and although he is a guitarist, it doesn't mean he's actually good at playing. He has great hair but a little penis.

Have you seen Jack Barakat lately?

Oh yeah, he was looking for his mom!

by Meghin Barakat January 19, 2009

Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad

Jack Brockton-Nobles dad is not real.

He went missing in 2008 when his wife became pregnant with his son and then she became a man.

Oh my god! Is that Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad
No, it is just his mum. His dad is over there *points to sky*

by Jack Brockton Noble’s dad March 22, 2022

Jack Bauered

To suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.

Dave: You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.

by Peanutgnome January 27, 2007

Jack Black'd

When you get soo faded off of one hit of dank ass kush that you start to oddly resemble Jack Black.

My Dad was soooo Jack Black'd after one hit of the blunt. He wouldn't shut the fuck up.

by ilovejesusmore February 4, 2016

jack bauer

Head of field operations for CTU on fox's 24, Now special assistant to the secretary of state Heller. Two words- BAD ASS

My name is jack bauer and i am a federal agent! Now put your hands behind your fucking head!

by robrob24 January 28, 2005