Jack Johnson

Clique talk heard far too often. Much as when you are told some piece of information as new and enlightening, even though you already know it. often from a drunk-ass.

Person A: You know George Bush El President of Babylon didn’t really win the election & only spreads hate and war

Person B: Piss-off Jack Johnson
Person A: what do you mean
Person B: when I walked in i didn't realise 'Jack lives here'

by house of jack May 13, 2005

Jack Johnson

When a man ejaculates on the knuckles of his fist, and then punches his partner in the face with that fist.

They were getting it on, and right before he came, he pulled out, nutted on his fist, and gave her Jack Johnson.

by AcidBrainProductions January 29, 2026

Black Jack Johnson

Mos Def's rap-rock band. You can hear Black Jack Johnson on the song Ghetto Rock which is on Mos's album The New Danger.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear Mos Def started a band?
P 2: Yeah, Black Jack Johnson, I heard he did it because he says that Rock bands have no soul like Limp Bizkit.

by Block Rock January 1, 2007

Listen to Jack Johnson

Masturbation. Since Jack Johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.

She really wanted to just watch Netflix; I'm going to go home and listen to Jack Johnson.

by TheDailyOne February 28, 2016

Jack Edward Johnson

Known for making 6 second videos with his best friend, jack Gilinsky. Also gives the best bear hugs

Girl #1: "OMG! Jack and jack digitour is coming to our state!"
Girl #2: "I know right! I'm going to give jack Edward Johnson the biggest bear hug ever

by Sammywilkslut September 9, 2014

Jack Your Johnson

Check out my personal fav. masturbation

"Wow Sheequa ur pretty hot."
Shaneequa: "Well Letrell, maybe you should go home and Jack Your Johnson."

by Billy Webbs May 8, 2008

Jack B. Johnson

The current County Executive of Prince George County, Maryland. A crooked ass politician that allow the school system to go to shit and crime reach a all time high. His reelection bid for his second term was so suspect he had Jesse Jackson endorsed him and lined the pockets of black ministers. His nickname is mush mouth. This idiots theme for the County is "livable communities" which is bullshit because the demographic inside the beltway is straight ghetto.

Jack B. Johnson is so fucked up it makes a brother want to vote Republican.

by boaz357 April 25, 2007