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italian shower

The heavy appliance of cologne and/or deodorant to a male Italian body before going out for the night. Under all circumstances, the showeree deems this an adequate supplement for a conventional shower. Also to be noted: the chain, greasy hair, beater, and/or track suit.
"Nick, hurry up, you're late for your threesome."
"Hey man, hold on one sec, I gotta take an italian shower......where's my Right Guard?"

Also, See Nick Cordella
italian shower by Devantoucher April 30, 2005
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italian slim jim 

When a guy puts his dick in a girl/guys but then sucks it and says " mmmm spicy"
dude I got an Italian slim Jim last night it was amazing

italian sandwich 

A loaf of fresh italian bread stuffed with 1lb. italian ham, 1lb. genoa salami, 1lb. mortadella,an entire mozzarella sliced,lettuce,tomato,onion,oil and vinegar.
Yo Tony, lets go to da deli and and get a freakin italian sandwich.
italian sandwich by Frank S. November 23, 2006

Italian sausage 

A giant boner long and stiff enough that one can see it poking their pants
Jake: Harry, you have an Italian sausage
Henry: What?
Jake: yeah what’s that I see in your pants?
Henry: oh shit!!!

Italian Scrub Down 

Washing are scrubbing another person with your grotesque amounts of chest hair as a way of keeping hygienic.
You got a mane on your chest, right? I don't feel like bathing, so give me an Italian scrub down.
Italian Scrub Down by CoGoHighSign November 19, 2011

Italian Sausage 

Noun.
An Italian man's well-endowed penis.
His penis is so large, she could not fit his Italian Sausage in her mouth.
Italian Sausage by TommyJay June 7, 2007

Italian Stallion 

An extremely good looking Italian who knows every pleaure position in the book of sex.
That guy over there is so "Italain Stallion." Im going to ask him to bone my loose cunt all night and exchange bodily fluids.