iLag

The code that Apple discreetly activates on older iDevices to make them appear slower when a new version of that iDevice comes out - thus increasing the desire for the user to upgrade.

Oh no, iLag just activated on my iPad! This thing runs like a dog!

by Slagdor September 4, 2013

James Island High School

James island high school is a school filled with fuckboys and hoes that are all too fucking rich. This school judges you on everything you do, and you can literally get iss for anything. This school is very cliquey and it’s fucking dumb as fuck. The soda in the fucking cafeteria costs more than it does outside and it’s all diet and sucky. This school also has security checks and metal detectors but don’t worry all you nicotine addicts, they don’t detect juuls so if you hide it well enough you should be fine. Now if you’re going into your freshman year, here are some tips. Always have your juul ready with some pods and a charger that you can plug in in the music building’s bathrooms. Don’t forget to bring your blankets to give handjobs under. And never forget, Sonic says absolutely no peeing in the juul rooms.

i smell death and mango pods we must be at james island high school

by yee haw fuckers January 27, 2019

Uncle IslamoTom

noun:
A westerner who tries to look admirable by doing or saying anything to avoid "offending" Islam and Muslims, including posing as knowledgeable about Islam's "lack of intrinsic violence" and attacking and berating anyone who criticizes Islam or the violent actions of Muslims. The result is to prevent free speech and make Islam an untouchable religion not accountable for the actions of it's members.

Did you hear the news anchor railing on the Pope for referring to a prior Pope's comments about Islam? That news man is such an Uncle IslamoTom. He's killing free speech regarding Islam.

Uncle Tom Islam coward polignorant correctness ass kisser suck up kiss ass

by ibnkaffir June 2, 2011

thousand island dressing

The discharge a girl has when she is on her period and has a yeast infection at the same time

Alissa was so horny she couldn't wait to eat out her girlfriend. Alissa didn't care that her girlfriend was on her rag and didn't know she had a yeast infection, so she got a taste of thousand island dressing.

by cookiesandtits March 16, 2014

xanzibar island

1. A paradise island one can travel to with xanax filling their sails.

2. A state of consciousness induced by high doses (not overdoses) of the benzodiazepine alprazolam (xanax).

Bernard: "Who's that girl over there? She looks like a zombie...like she doesn't have a care in the world!"

Fanny: "Oh, that's Lenina. She's usually pretty lively and devilishly pneumatic, but today she set sail for xanzibar island"

Bernard: "Oh my, that saucy lass!"

by Tropical Thunder October 22, 2010

islamofauxbia

Fear of islamophobia. Fear that any action which might offend any Muslim could lead to accusations of islamophobia and must be avoided. Labelling any concerns over Islam as racist hate and rabid phobia, so as to avoid addressing the issue. Excusing Islam of any role in any incident. Replacing any reference to Muslim perpetrators with words like 'Asian' or 'extremist'. Refusal to investigate Muslim criminals for fear of being called racist. Seeing Muslims as always victims.

Did you hear there's been another Muslim terror plot. The Prime Minister has used islamofauxbia to say it's nothing to do with Islam which is a religion of peace and has warned against any backlash.

Islamofauxbic police ignored Muslim paedophile gangs.

by flexd November 2, 2013

Battle for Dream Island

Battle for Dream Island, abbreviated to BFDI, is the first season of the Battle for Dream Island series, first premiering on January 1, 2010.

The first object show, Battle for Dream Island.

by TheJeffShow November 29, 2020