2 definitions by Slagdor

iLag

The code that Apple discreetly activates on older iDevices to make them appear slower when a new version of that iDevice comes out - thus increasing the desire for the user to upgrade.

Oh no, iLag just activated on my iPad! This thing runs like a dog!

by Slagdor September 4, 2013

Momo-a-momo

An intense, slightly adversarial, parenting discussion between two moms.

I would advise you to stay out of the living room – our wives are going momo-a-momo in there.

by Slagdor September 4, 2013