ironess

a woman that has significant body odor, i.e. smelling like iron

A: "went on a date with this tinder chick, turned out she was a total ironess"

B: "EUCH!"

by herschel goldbergstein August 9, 2020

Ivonne

A sexy Puerto Rican agent who works for the United States Federal Government.

Ivonne takes peoples' money while powdering her nose.

by iambobafett November 18, 2006

Ivonne

Ivonne is a person who is rude at first(that's how you know she is shy) but will become your best friends and become very close to you. She is sooo funny and will always make you smile without trying, sweet, caring, understanding,and just the best person to have.But for me I loved Ivonne and would take a bullet for her but if she has a toxic girlfriend and made you break up with her and at the end Ivonne will throw you under the bus and it so bad that you have to change school and still miss her even when she put you though hell just to be with Ivonne and will never forget her and stop loving her.(True story)

Ivonne broke my heart but I still love her.

by anonymous March 29, 2022

Ivonne

Ivonne is one of the smartest, nicest, prettiest, funniest people you know. Just talking to her puts a smile on your face. Being around her makes your day 10x better. She knows how to cook and has a bright future a head of her. She’s the full package and would be blessed to be able to date her. Everything about her is attractive from her personality to her looks to her body. She really cares about others feelings.

Ivonne is the best woman in the world. Just being her friend would make your life way better. Being able to date her would improve it ten fold

by John Resnover III October 16, 2023

body ironed

When you wear a wrinkled shirt and the heat from your body gets rid of the wrinkles.

I wasn't going to wear that shirt because it was so wrinkled but I figured it would be body ironed in a few minutes.

by chelimama April 21, 2010

Ironoeuphoric

1. To be as such as the ice cream cone's face on the right side of the "Irony" (de)movitational picture. Where all of the ice cream cones are purchasing and licking children, and that one on the right is smiling horrendously, as if filled with nightmareish bliss.

2. To be in the state of ironic bliss, as a perfectly normal situation were inversed to a perversion of the original.

1. His smile was that of an ironoeuphoric mania. As he saw everything rotting away, and smelled the stench of burning flesh, that smile spread across his face.

2. An ironoeuphoria was spread through the dogs' poker table as they grinned at the humans begging for scraps amidst the hazy room.

by Arionos Blightcaller March 2, 2008

Ivonne

Stalker.

Someone who prowls or sneaks about; usually with unlawful intentions.

Girl 1: I'm really observative.
Girl 2: Sweetie, that's called being Ivonne.

by 2991 December 3, 2009