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iPOP

the new apple device featuring two electrodes one can attach to their "prime parts", that sends a current into the g, clit, or other 'hot spots', making one shudder like a saturn 5 rocket taking off.

never intended to replace the delicious human grinding, but more to neutralize DNA @ the door situations. the ability to achieve near human results, while not relying on another human in any way.

this device was created by engineers realizing that their devices were handling everything but human climax!
jimmy got a pick-up bar rebuff, so he went home and pulled out his iPOP!

as she applied the iPOP signal to her 'parts', she began to babble softly, and began shuddering; soon she exploded into the starry dynamo of night!!

geri's new iPOP was simply the MOST!
by michael foolsley December 15, 2011
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ipoding

Verb. The act of using an ipod whilst involved romantically with your significant other. This act of ipoding differs from other poorly definitions in that ipoding in this circumstance is undertaken with the objective of getting lots of attention from your boyfriend or girlfriend by changing the song which he or she is enjoying.

This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
A typical ipoding scenario is as follows:

Boy is listening to ipod on the bus and funking out to some hardcore death metal tunes. Girl taps repeatedly on boy's shoulder and then steals his ipod exclaiming loudly "Mine! I am ipoding!". Girl then starts spinning the ipod wheel rapidly and selecting random songs from the menus. When questioned over her actions by the boy, the girl retorts with the catch phrase, "I am ipoding!".

This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
by RayningAcid April 26, 2006
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ipoding

going to a friends house and mooching off of his itunes that he spent his well earned money on
"I heard Johnny got a ton of new songs, lets go ipoding at his house."
by A Dizzle February 15, 2006
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iPoditis

The inability to listen to one song for more then 1 minute
Jo: Stop switching songs!
Andy: sorry man, I have iPoditis!
by Jamodasnorlax November 11, 2009
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Ippin

Used to describe cold weather
Shannon: "Gee, its cold outside"
Liam: "Yeah its really ippin tonight"
by Allabashae July 22, 2016
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ipop

Something that is only popular because it is popular, not being superior to similar items in any way. Usually also ridiculously overpriced due to it being perceived as a "status symbol" by the mainstream.
The iPod is the prime example of this phenomenon and has therefore given rise to the term.

Kid 1: Yo dude check out my sweet new iPod it holds 4 billion songs, 5 years of video, cooks and does the dishes!

Kid 2: Pfff...thats ipop u should have saved your cash for some booze fool!
by Happy Chillmore January 1, 2006
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ippish

The Ippish and the Yiddishkeit used to live side by side in the cities.
by Shmoolie buttox September 25, 2005
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