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ipoon

someone who while talking to you keeps one ipod earpiece in as if your only worth one of their ears.
by scooter1 September 1, 2007
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ipopi

greg: ipopi
berry: what
greg: i just saw a flying piglet
by aambroosee June 2, 2008
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ipodophilia

An over zealous love of all things related to the ipod, a fetish for ipods and ipod paraphernalia. See ipodophile, someone with ipodophilia.
John's ipodophilia will take over his life and leave him bankrupt.
by Stephen of the Marshes June 22, 2006
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iPoo

Using an iPhone to access the Internet while on the toilet.
I didn't want my boss to see that link you sent me, so I ipood it at work.
by DrDonzo October 13, 2009
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impooplad!

he did not turn the table the table turned him!

the sky becomes red the grass becomes brown the trees become blue the leaves become purple the roads crack the sidewalks explode the planes crash the cars fly the submarines float and the boats dive lightbulbs make the house dark and curtains make the house bright wearing thick coats make you feel cold and being naked feels hot winter is summer and summer is winter snow is black and the sun is black plants walk animals talk sharks build houses sea monkeys revolt rats eat snakes rabbits eat eagles blue whales are tiny and Etruscan shrews are giant life is death and death I life destruction fixes and fixing destroys

THE ENDING IS THE BEGINNING AND THE BEGINNING IS THE END!
Jim: look its impooplad!
Tom: oh no...
by impooplad March 18, 2023
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Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.
"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"
by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 27, 2022
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ipodophile

A person with a little too much love for their ipod, aka a person who walks around on the street with white headphones sticking out of their ears.
"Hey, that guy is listening to his ipod while he walks around."
"He's an ipodophile."
by Johnnybo September 20, 2005
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