Texting Illusion

A reference to when somebody pulls out their cell phone in front of their friends and acts like he or she is texting to give the illusion that he or she is cool, popular, and important.

"Everyone thinks Jenny is so cool and popular because she is texting all the time. But its really just a texting illusion. She never texts anybody."

by Haywood Giblomi February 16, 2009

Dope Illustrations

A group full of tooted up trucks that will guaranteed fuck your girlfriend and make your mom wet. They’ve got large cocks and will beat the shit out of you for talkin shit. DI run it!

“omg is that fivestar?” fuck no it’s dope illustrations bitchhhhhhhh

by Dope Illustrations August 24, 2020

Illusion Girl

A girl that from a distance, appears quite attractive, but up close is very ugly.

Ben: Damnnn bro, check out that chick over there!! She's fine.

David: Nah man, she's just an illusion girl.

by LookBensOnline September 16, 2012

illusion lounge

Best local band since Rufaldo and the Argonauts. This band kicks some major ass, and their singer is so much better than anyone else. You know you like them.

Illusion Lounge just played the biggest venue in the world tonight.

by Mr. Gill June 23, 2006

Illusion Of Gold

Things that seem to look good or work on the outside are in fact broken. It is the illusion of success when in reality it is the complete opposite. It is Donald Trump.

Donald Trump likes to talk big things but everyone knows its just an Illusion of Gold.

by LongStyle July 23, 2017

obstacle illusion

An obstruction, hindrance or problem that is strictly an illusion or figment of one's imagination.

Nah, that's just an obstacle illusion. It's another Floridian in a Grand Marquis on the berm.

by nothin but nachos September 1, 2010

Lonestar illusions

An idea of a Texas lifestyle, based on romanticized notions of Texas' history, culture, and daily life, that lead a person to have a misconceived conception of what a traditional Texas lifestyle entails. This idea is based on thoughts of Southern gentry, glamour, and the beauty of the Texas landscape.

Mary-Margaret always wanted to marry a Texas cowboy because she had Lonestar illusions of life on the ranch, when, in reality, it is a laborious and back-breaking lifestyle.

by GOPsound&fury October 27, 2010