Andres Iniesta 

A Spanish footballer who came from Fuentealbilla, and went to Barcelona's academy La Masia. He started to make a name for himself professionally in the 2010-11 season, after his 2010 World Cup Final goal. Known for his insane vision, finesse, and balance while skilling the crap out of defenders, and being a humble man on the pitch, Iniesta is the whole package. His signature move is "la croqueta".

"Did you see Andres Iniesta pull, that spin move off a PSG defender?"
"Yeah, he totally caught him by surprise!"

Andres Iniesta by theoneandonly223 February 11, 2014

Historical Investigation 

The worse possible project an IB student can be assigned. This enormously long and difficult project must be completed as part of the IB Topics of the 20th Century history course, or else you fail. It involves answering a specific research question of interest (well, really, who gives a fuck?) and poring through books and journal articles on the subject, therefore wasting an enormous part of the time you DON'T have as an IB student.

I hate the historical investigation. It shouldn't have the FIVE parts it contains, but rather be a single paper in which we are allowed to write more than 2000 words--if we need to

Historical Investigation by fuckmylife22003 January 4, 2010

Brown hole investigator 

A lover of mens holes

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!

Brown hole investigator by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

Invertagina

1. When a girl pulls her labia outwards to their full extension, and then places them into a penis pump. She will then pump until she can pump no longer, at which point she will double tie(or as many as needed) a rubber band around the lips forming a structure similar in shape to a limp penis.

2.It is the antonym of a mangina

Cindy fucks Steve's mangina with her invertagina thus allowing neither of them to get off.

Invertagina by pearljammers August 9, 2009

investibation

/in ves ti ba' shun/ n. (Portmanteau of "investigation" and "masturbation") An investigation with no hope of actually providing any answers, often to a question or case where the answer is already known, but not provable.

O.J. Simpson did not so much conduct an actual search for the "real killers" of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman as he did an <i>investibation</i>.

President George W. Bush ordered an immediate <i>investibation</i> into the Valerie Plame leak, mainly to shut the public up.

investibation by Mike Boomshadow August 23, 2007

Investigator Andrew 

An alternate self created by a pot head who has gotten to high and decided to make himself a new personality. This person may try and ruin your life just for 'the lols'

'Guess who just sent nudes to my dad for the lols'
'Andrew?'
'No, Investigator Andrew'

Investigator Andrew by CautionSteve November 15, 2012

Andres Iniesta 

A Spanish footballer who hails from the municipality of Fuentealbilla. Known for his quite absurd passing skills and adeptness at keeping possession, the opposition usually struggle to obtain the ball from him. Iniesta is a higher truth who will most likely shit on the face of your football team.

'Did you see the Champions League final? Andres Iniesta was fucking biblical.'

Andres Iniesta by G.Campbell November 14, 2009