Interruption Factory

Another term for "office," especially crowded, open-plan offices workers are shoved into like cattle...despite the fact that they can far more effectively and efficiently do their work remotely. Coined in the article "Hybrid combines the worst of office and remote work." on June 8th, 2023.

"My company is claiming they have to relocate me to their interruption factory in Seattle...I think they're just trying to lay me off without being on the hook for severance."

by Organize or Die June 11, 2023

roomatus interruptus

{roo-may-tuss in-ter-up-tuss}

Occurs when playing hide the sausage and a chick's room mate unexpectedly bursts into the studio apartment they share with three cats, thus prematurely ending the hawt sex.

Unfortunate results include but are not limited to massive blue balls and the dreaded, inexplicable snatch attack.

See also cock block.

A textbook example of roomatus interruptus:

(dude) "Aw yeah babe, we're totally DOING IT right now and it's great!"

(chick) "Oh yeah, this is way fun! Let's do this until you orgasm then I'll make you a sandwich with my roomie's lunch meats."

(dude) "That's sounds gr--"

(fat room mate, interrupting) "Hey guys I'm home!!! Did you feed the cat?"

by doobster January 21, 2008

masturbateus interruptus

The name given to an individual who has a terrible habit of repeatedly interrupting one's solo-sex session.

Like clockwork George always seems to call me or barge into my room while I'm right in the middle of happy-time. From this day forward he shall be known as "Masturbateus Interruptus".

by Skeetl February 23, 2010

cognitus interruptus

A disruption of the normal thought process, normally by an external distraction. This occurs most often at times where mental focus is a necessity. Cognitus interruptus sometimes leads to procrastination, leading to further cognitus interruptus and creating a cycle. Not to be confused with coitus interruptus, which is something entirely different.

Constant cognitus interruptus in my classes kept me from passing finals.

by Fish Fooood February 19, 2010

interrupdate

(n. or v. in-tuh-ruhp-deyt)
term used to describe an interruption of regular TV/Radio programming with an update on current events or happenings. (election results, storm watches, terrorist threats, etc...)

I was watching the game when an interrupdate came on about a severe storm watch...

They interrupdated the movie with some election results, so I missed the end...

by C.M.Worm May 14, 2008

coitus interruptus

In Latin a form of birth control, the deliberate withdrawal of the penis from the vagina at the point of orgasm to prevent conception.

The practice predates the invention of condoms and was messy as the female's stomach was sprayed with sperm.

Caesar's sperm was spilled on Cleopatra's belly when he ejected his penis at orgasm.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

intertrude

The act of approaching a person or group of people in the middle of the night, while said persons are engaged in conversation and illicit behavior. Preferably, Intertruding is to be carried out on a crisp, cool, foggy, night between the hours of 12:00- 4:00am. The objective to disrupt the intended persons activities with an off-the-wall request or inappropriate question.

"hey guys, I hate to Intertrude, but uhhh, do you got any ehh, papers?"

by greytshirt December 27, 2009