Interrupting cow

A mysterious mammal species that often appears in the middle of terrible jokes.

"Dude I saw an interrupting cow yesterday!"
"What's a-"
"Mooooooooooo!"

by Ninjagirl22 July 24, 2017

YouTubus Interruptus

When the YouTube video you are watching keeps stopping, starting, stopping on you!

I was trying to listen to some songs on YouTube to prepare for karaoke, but, I was suffering from YouTubus Interruptus!

by Frank Stalker March 18, 2009

story interruptor one-upper adder-toer

A person that interrupts you mid-story. But then not only interrupts your story, they feel the need to one-up your story with an even better story of their own. And to top it off, they not only interrupt you in the first place, one-up you with their story, they then feel the need to add to your original story they interuppted.

I was in class the other day talking about how my dad went to Haiti to help the earthquake victims, and before I could even finish Frank interrupted me and said his dad not only flew to Haiti to help the victims, but that he also donated a million dollars to the relief act. He went on to say that his dad told him my dad was down there but wasn't actually doing anything to help. That fucking Frank is such a story interruptor one-upper adder-toer!

by krriley January 28, 2010

Interruption Factory

Another term for "office," especially crowded, open-plan offices workers are shoved into like cattle...despite the fact that they can far more effectively and efficiently do their work remotely. Coined in the article "Hybrid combines the worst of office and remote work." on June 8th, 2023.

"My company is claiming they have to relocate me to their interruption factory in Seattle...I think they're just trying to lay me off without being on the hook for severance."

by Organize or Die June 11, 2023

roomatus interruptus

{roo-may-tuss in-ter-up-tuss}

Occurs when playing hide the sausage and a chick's room mate unexpectedly bursts into the studio apartment they share with three cats, thus prematurely ending the hawt sex.

Unfortunate results include but are not limited to massive blue balls and the dreaded, inexplicable snatch attack.

See also cock block.

A textbook example of roomatus interruptus:

(dude) "Aw yeah babe, we're totally DOING IT right now and it's great!"

(chick) "Oh yeah, this is way fun! Let's do this until you orgasm then I'll make you a sandwich with my roomie's lunch meats."

(dude) "That's sounds gr--"

(fat room mate, interrupting) "Hey guys I'm home!!! Did you feed the cat?"

by doobster January 21, 2008

wankus interuptus

The act of being interrupted during self pleasure, by any means. Derived from the early latin, and similar to coitus interruptus, it was coined by Dr Bryan in the early '10s. The worst instance of this is when the individual is almost cumming, and their pleasure is interrupted and are rendered unable to continue

Tom 1: Oh man i had the worst case of wankus interuptus last night
Tom 2: Yeah mate?
Tom 1: yeah, was almost about to cum, when my sister came home and i had to stop
Tom 2: Oh man i fucken hate wankus interruptus

by John Edgecliff April 15, 2014

masturbateus interruptus

The name given to an individual who has a terrible habit of repeatedly interrupting one's solo-sex session.

Like clockwork George always seems to call me or barge into my room while I'm right in the middle of happy-time. From this day forward he shall be known as "Masturbateus Interruptus".

by Skeetl February 23, 2010