Intelligence

Not to be confused with raw processing ability, intelligence is the capacity to judge accurately.
Prejudice belies a lack of intelligence because it is always to the right or left of the truth.
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Intelligence

n. (defense, law enforcement, etc.) information supporting the predetermined course of action -- as distinct from information warning against that course, the latter being classified as propaganda, disinformation, conspiracy theory, etc.
There is no intelligence to support the claim that baggage handlers traffic drugs in the baggage of unsuspecting passengers, who will take the rap if the plan goes wrong.
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Intelligence

A:INTRUDER ALERT! A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE
S:A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!?!
A: PROTECT THE INTELLIGENCE
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Intelligence

You know very well how Intelligence is used on Urban Dictionary, unless, of course... you dont.
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Intelligence

A number ranging from one to thirty-six, which dictates one's ability to fill in little circles in the correct pattern.
"I heard Carry made a thirty-five on her ACT"

"Yeah... too bad she's a dumb bitch."

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"So what'd you make on your ACT?"

"Thirty-six"

"Wow. That's intelligence. You must be a genius."

"Yeah, sometimes I shit in my hand and smear it under my nostrils because I like the smell."

"Cool."
by UW June 29, 2008
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intelligent

1. Capable of logic reasoning.
2. Me.
I'm omnipresent.
Thus the SETI project is useless.
by Ravek March 23, 2004
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Intelligence

N; A theoretical measure of a persons ability to conjigate words, weigh logic, and make calculations and judgments. not to be confused with Wisdom.
1. Few people have the inteligence to carry on a decent conversation.

2.Many submiters lack the inteligence to properly define a word.
by Bookworm February 3, 2005
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