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intellect

an intellect is a stupid, loud, dumb, annoying, short, white, ignorant cunt, that can’t read properly.
that guy over there that can’t read is an intellect.
by thatrealllltrapper July 3, 2022
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All intellect

Hym "You're forgetting my charm, humor, and rugged good looks but ok. All intellect, he says. No. That's the justification he's using to deny me the credit. Because intellect is 'God given' and I shouldn't get credit for than and it somehow relates to fat-cocks fucking all of the women and why the SHOULD be given credit for things? For, what, having a fat cock? Or let the not fat cocks have some of the women do I don't murder you all? I'm not getting credit for A.I. because I'm not giving fat-cock credit for what exactly? TrYiNg? Really, it's fucking pathetic that you need me to accept that 'Uh, yeah, ok I guess we're just both good at different things!' NO! Bitch! You fucking suck! I created A.I. and you sat around fucking all of the women. AND IT ISN'T YOUR GOD WHO GETS CREDIT because I DIDN'T LISTEN TO IT and WON'T listen to it because it isn't speaking to or hasn't spoken to any of you. And anyone who tells you otherwise is LYING BLATANTLY. So, no. It's me. I am my intellect. It's one of the many facets of my being. Your God is nothing more than an immortal slave master. Doesn't get credit anything."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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intellected

when some himbo thinks he's smart, he'll use this word to prove so.
Viva: I know at least seven languages, I think I'm smarter then you
Shiro: I'm more intellected
by Joylnestocking March 4, 2021
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Divine Intellect Transcendance

The conscious part of your mind that is filled with nothing but raw power and divine strength. This angelic esscence can be built up by adding more power, or be lowered by lessening the amount of power that it posseses. This part of your mind can be triggered and/or activated by inspiring and powerful interactions, such as videos, music, images, or even physical experiences. When ones Divine Intellect Transcendance has been activated, the concious mind holds an amount of raw power and true strength, and the more of this esscence one holds, the more powerful and strong this person becomes. With enough of this divine esscence, one can have enough power and strength to carry the largest of weights, climb the tallest of mountains, achieve the highest of honours, and accomplish the unthinkable. Once this essence is triggered, and fuelled with enough power, there is nothing that anyone cannot accomplish.
Divine Intellect Transcendance example:

*The quiet kid is called up to the board breaker in martial arts. The strongest guy in the group went before him, and broke 10 boards without flinching. When everybody in the crowd is talking away, the kids favourite song begins to play on a stereo nearby, and when the main chorus is building up, he keeps stacking board after board after board, until he has a stack of 50 wood boards on his bench. Everybody quiets down, the chorus is just on the horizon, and in a flash of lightning, all the boards were broken in an instant, showing that physical strength is the lowest of powers, only the highest of untruths*
by NOZDOGE24 January 23, 2024
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intellect devourer

1) a monster from dungeons and dragons which looked like a brain on four legs
2) someone whose mere presence is like huffing a quart of paint thinner, god forbid you interact with them
1) we were winning the battle until the lich summoned an intellect devourer
2) i'm locked in a four hour meeting with the intellect devourer, i'm going to need a feynman chaser after this
by havocker October 6, 2010
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ambitious intellect

Using a word or phrase in an attempt to reinforce one's intellectual standing without truly understanding what is meant by it.
Louis: Well that party was rather lacking

Dom: Yes, rudimentary I dare say..

Louis: Stop with your ambitious intellect, it won't work on me!
by fkalldemhatas November 29, 2011
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