instant gratification monkey

An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.

Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate

Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!

instant gratification monkey by mr mr jellyman January 4, 2018

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instant high

while smoking, drinking or doing some other type of drug, the moment you take it in, your already high. It's a rarity due to the tolerance most people have to almost everything nowadays but when it happens, it should be thoroughly enjoyed.

V: So anyway, we were talking and he s...
B: Whoa! Instant high!

instant high by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009

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Instant-Karma Text

When you accidentally send a text bitching about someone to the person you are bitching about.

Instant-Karma Text: "Tracy is such a fucking bitch. Have you seen her hair? She looks like a total skank."

*Sending to Tracy*

Me: " OH MY GOD FUCK NO, REVERSE! REVERSE! SHIIIIIT!"

Instant-Karma Text by Baba Dowayy September 11, 2012