Instablacked

When one singular alcoholic drink instantly gets you black out drunk; often enhanced by factors such as hunger or lack of sleep.

Ryan: How many drinks did you have?

Naomi: One.

Ryan: Holy crap, you're instablacked.

by Shnaytiveamerican May 3, 2017

Instababe

An normal individual who attracts attention as a model on instagram.

She is totally an instababe.

by raspilover June 4, 2018

Instafat

When you instantly put on weight, and can feel it right away, after eating really amazing, fattening food.

Man that turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy was so good, and the cake was even better, but i got instafat and need to unbutton my pants!

by KASECHRIST March 28, 2019

installate

A term commonly used by people who are computer illiterate and completely inept at using the internet and thus are forced to call technical support.

Agent: "Thank you for calling the internet help desk"
Cletus: "Uuuhhhh... hello? I can't get onto the internet!"
Agent: "What seems to be the problem with it?"
Cletus: "I can't get it installated..."

by General Lee January 3, 2006

Instabate

When you cant contain yourself and instantly masterbate where ever you are.

Dude, yesterday I was on the bus and there was this really hot girl and I just had this urge, so I instabeted rigtht there on the bus! Instabate!

by missachan400 May 26, 2010

Instabator

An individual that masturbates at an instant.

Luis is an Instabator at dinner.

by Sr Bangs June 13, 2016

instadeath

When you're walking along and you suddenly let go of every muscle in your body, making it look like you died instantly. Works best next to a pool or on the beach.

Watch me walk along the edge of this pool, I'm gonna instadeath into it.

by GGK78 May 16, 2013