woman's intuition

When someone of the female gender is clued in on something that either is happening or hasn't happened yet. Not to be confused with mother's intuition, which only applies to mothers.

From her woman's intuition, Sarah knew he would get fired. Bob just didn't see it coming.

by jessifat January 21, 2009

infractioner

someone who gives out infractions on a forum

jesus is this years highest infractioner

by JONESSN May 26, 2008

female intuition

Sugarcoated phrasing of the absolute lack of logic or sense. It's usually rooted on overcomplication.

Girl: Anythig wrong, honey?
Guy: No, honey, I love you
Girl: Just because I feel that you don't love me how you used to...
Guy: How come, baby? I love you more than ever.
Girl: Aww you're so sweet and I know you do... It's just..
Guy: What?
Girl: I don't know... The way you looked at me yesterday... My female intuition's telling me something doesn't belong...
Guy *thinking* *It's gonna be a long night, again*

by Greg Goenczi May 2, 2008

influation

infection with the inflated angst of influenza, especially the contagious belief in pandemic 'swine flu'

She looks somewhat swiney today. Ah, yeah, sure sign of influation!

by Alvasqya October 23, 2009

Neutral Zone Infraction

A sexual position involving an offensive lineman, a defensive lineman, and greasy twisted woman (frequently Asian). The neutral zone infraction occurs when the two opposing lineman double penetrate the woman orally and vaginally(frequently anally). The neutral zone infraction can only be official when the combined weight of all 3 members involved totals 650 lbs. Any illegal procedures that are a result of this, ie staring the opposing lineman in the eye, will result in instantaneous homosexuality and a 5 yard penalty will be given

Jeff: Did you hear what those sick fucks on the football team did?
Hank: No?
Jeff:They gave that blind Asian chick in our advanced biology class a neutral zone infraction

by Francis Costello February 22, 2011

Future Intuition

The use of the inner sixth sense in order to determine the future accurately regardless of its unlikeliness.

Dude how did you know that your flush was going to hit?
I read Victor's book on future intuition.

by GrandHustler March 6, 2014

Intuition

The act of being a dirty whore.

Kim Kardashian said "intuition" led her to end her 72-day-old marriage.

by Ihatestupidwhores November 5, 2011