infomercial

A piece of (usually) television designed to both give information and promote a product. However, the information cannot be trusted because it is not impartial.

by Ian Chode September 5, 2003

infomercial poop

When you think you are done pooping, you wipe, get up but then have to poop again. "But Wait! There's more"

It took me forever to get out of the bathroom. I had one infomercial poop after another

by mjank May 28, 2009

infomercial

Shity comercial that takes forever to end.

Yeah, we know. But the goddamn product. WE GET IT.

by pissed off person September 6, 2003

Infomercial

Infomercial comes from the root word "info" and "mercial," which is greek for "to give wrongly"

But the infomercial said if I rub Bengay on my balls it'd feel amazing... They haven't grown back yet!

by J-Hoax January 5, 2011

Human Infomercial

A person used to fill a life programming gap until better programming comes along.

After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sally used John as a human infomercial as someone to dump all her problems and thoughts on until she found a new boyfriend, and then forgot John existed.

by Martin Stevens March 21, 2008

infomercial

The ever so popular Girls Gone Wild infomercial. (GGW)

"They play that GGW informercial so much at night, that I once whaked off fifteen times in one night before they were all over."

by Sean McReynolds February 3, 2004

Infeveraulistic

the expression of being not being able to explain how excited you feel; when the word excited just doesn't fit the bill, you feel infeveraulistic; slang pronunciation: in-feev-ed, fever-rauled, raulistic, feveed-up,

"Yo' that girl got me, feveed'up!!"
"You should'a seen how raulistic they got!! "
"The sweat dripped off me I was so infeeved!"
"The time approached in a infeveraulistic manner."

by :-j February 4, 2009