pig influenza

A glamorous, more sophisticated, name for the swine flu giving it some much needed flare.

No doctor, I don't have the swine flu, I have "pig influenza" get with the program!

by elle324 October 23, 2009

Planning Under the Influence

PUI for short; An intoxicated planning method, by one person or a group of people, that leads to no follow through, or completion of, the planned task.

Since committing her 2nd PUI (planning under the influence) in one weekend, Joyce has been labeled as the flake in her group of friends.

by Dan K)) March 21, 2008

above the influence

Being so high that you are indeed ABOVE the influence, rather than below it.

"Damn dude, take a little break from the bong hits man!"

"Shit dude, I am soooo above the influence right now..."

by cheez1234 July 26, 2009

influential

To have a great affect on someone or something

"Anonymous's work is Influential on cyber-bullying"

- Anonymous

by #autocorrectguy November 2, 2015

Above the Influence

A group that bases all of their commercials to get people to stop doing marijuana. Although the group is about ending all drug use, the main focus of their commercials is to end the use of marijuana. The only problem with their campaign is the commercials. The only people who watch more than the first 3 seconds of the commercial are 1: People who would never smoke in the first place would say the commercial is worth airing, 2: People who are already high and like watching the commercial with the talking dog, 3: Want to point out all the flaws with the commercial, or 4: Have no idea what the commercial is about until the last 2 seconds of it

1
Guy 1: I would never smoke weed, that "Above the Influence" commercial is right
Guy 2: I agree, now let's go play dungeons and dragons

2
Guy 1: Dude... There is a dog talking!
Guy 2: Whoa, that's awesome
Guy 3: Are there any cheetos left?

3
Guy 1: That commercial is so retarded
Guy 2: So really, they're saying that if you smoke, your dog will talk?

4
Guy 1: What's with the T-shirts?
Guy 2: Well, he's taking them off.
Guy 3: Now he's walking towards the door with that stupid arrow on his hoodie.
Guy 2: OH, ok, i get it, the shirts are like the burden that smoking gives him.
Guy 4: That's cool. Are there anymore cheetos left?

by BoredNHigh January 7, 2009

influencer olympics

A large event usually in a open area, were influencers try to out do each other by wearing over the top outfits that do not remotely go with the theme of the occasion.

Why is she wearing a wedding dress to a baseball game?
Because she is tryna with first place at the influencer Olympics

by nst_nicole December 23, 2021

Swine Influenza

Based on expirence, swine flu is basically a regular flu except you get to take a full week off of school/work and nobody will come near you.

If you have a "suspected" case of the H1N1 and you walk into a medical clinic to ask for an appointment, they force a mask over your mouth and nose and throw you into an isolation room, away from all the other patients.

Then a doctor comes in wearing two face masks and rubber gloves asks about your symtoms and such.

The doctor prescribes asthma medication and cough syrup for the coughing, nasal spray for the runny nose, and then these green & yellow mystery pills.

If you live with very germaphobic people, they will likely quarenteen you in your bedroom and not let you leave unless you have bathed in hand sanitizer and are wearing a face mask.

NOTE: this disease can be caused by sleeping over at the house of a contaminated person, but it is apparently not transferred through making out with your boyfriend.

DAMN i have the swine flu! *cough cough sputter cough*

Dont have sleepver parties if you have the swine influenza!!

by swwwwineflu June 18, 2009