infatuation

A spell with neither verbal or somatic components that is consciously or unconsciously cast by various charismatic, funny, and sexually appealing people, and instantly reduces the victim's I.Q. by 20 to 80 points. Half if they make their saving throw. The penalty applied is 18 minus the victim's wisdom.

If you feel yourself becomming infatuated, quickly leave before you do something stupid.

by Killing Kittens March 29, 2005

infiltration

1. To sneak into a site, usually active for the purposes of urban exploration. Can be used as either a noun or verb.

2. Ninjalicious' zine and website.

1. 'You up for an infiltration tonight?' 'Hell yeah, i love me some infiltration.'

2. I have a copy of Infiltration 5.

by frank carter June 18, 2006

infactuation

an intense, sometimes short-lived interest in a subject, which makes it seem like everything you encounter is related to and/or reminds you of that theory, area, object, etc. Also the tendency to gather and hoarde knowledge, trivia, etc about your subject.

Lately I've had an infactuation with all things Madagascan, especially lemurs. I thought I heard a sifaka in the tree at my bus stop this morning, but it turned out to be the neighborhood's cat-of-the-week in heat.

by Diana Gaughan May 18, 2006

Trump Infatuation Syndrome

Trump Infatuation Syndrome (TIS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their infatuation of Donald Trump, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reasoning.

Symptoms for this condition can be very diverse, ranging from sudden outbursts screaming MAGA, to a complete mental break. TIS can also often result in the sufferer exhibiting sexist/racially motivated violent outbreaks, homicidal, or even genocidal desires.

Paranoia is also a common symptom of TIS. Sufferers have been known to believe that they are in some way being persecuted through a deep state shadow government. This does not change their admiration for narcissistic authoritarian leaders and their repudiation for any check against the abuse of power.

If properly treated, suffers of TIS can make a full recovery. Treatment includes a reduction or complete elimination of Fox News, an understanding of science and reasoning, and talking to minority members of society.

Person 1: Did you hear about that meeting in Trump tower between Trump Jr and a Kremlin connected lawyer.

Person 2: That's just the deep state using the FBI to impeach Trump.

Person 1: Oh really? But didn't Trump Jr. admit to the meeting?

Person 2: The media really are the enemy of the people.

Person 1: Sounds like you have Trump Infatuation Syndrome.

by PowerfulTruth July 22, 2018

infactuation

Dizzy, high feeling of extreme like. May feel like love but before the strong bond. Can lead to love or a sudden lack of interest.

She was an infactuation junkie.

by Chanjjj August 30, 2005

inkastration

Dried urine stains -- usually on the floor, in front of a public urinal.

The men's room at the ballpark smells! It's never been mopped. Just look at all that inkastration!!

by Mutty September 6, 2005

Premature Infatuation

When your significant other says "I love you" before you're ready.

Pretty sure Meredith Gran invented it in Octopus Pie #183.

Guy: "I love you."
Girl: "Eh... Premature Infatuation."
Guy: "Oh my god. I'm so sorry. This kind of thing never happens to me, I swear."
Girl: "Yeah, that's what you said earlier too."

by Zebrafist_JC March 31, 2011