incontinence

fecal incontinence growing problem in USA ( too many gay's too few butts )

I have fecal incontinence use my mexican washcloth after butt plug & try more blow horn. Lighten up dude just stay next to the pot.

by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006

Incuntetent

Shorthand for “incompetent cunt”

The way they handled that situation shows they are absolutely incuntetent..

by dobetter blues January 29, 2025

Incuntetent

Shorthand for incompetent cunt

The way they messed up that situation shows they are absolutely incuntetent!

by dobetter blues January 29, 2025

financial incontinence

In*con*ti*nence, noun (L. incontinentia)

A condition that results in the pissing away of money; piss away money.

I'd be rich if it wasn't for my financial incontinence.

by Matt Haysom February 6, 2009

Political Incontinence

When a political figure can't control his mouth about some things and nasty things come out of it.

Bowling game points of Obama:

Person a: "Did you hear what Obama said on Leno about his bowling game?"

Person b: "No"

Person a: "He said he bowled a 129 and that he played like special olympics".

Person b: "Oh, right, that's a case of political incontinence."

by franclml April 8, 2009

headphone incontinence

the socially inappropriate incapacity to keep the noise from one's headphones from leaking all over nearby people (e.g., bus/subway/train passengers, coworkers)

The quiet car is sometimes soaked with headphone incontinence.

by human unit 19NN-NN-NNTNN:NN:NN January 6, 2015

pseudo-incontinence

The perception that you have incontinence even though you akcually don't, just because you can no longer hold your urge to urinate

After that giant soda, I felt a wave of panic and thought I had pseudo-incontinence, but it was just the urgency to find a bathroom!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025