incept

To plant an idea, sow seeds, or lay groundwork--especially in the context of a future hook up or relationship

Phil: Yo, I incepted her last night.
Paul: DUDE. You planted a dream within her dream WITHIN HER DREAM??
Phil: ...what? No...I told her we should hang out this weekend.

by Brown_Thunda October 19, 2010

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Incapaciretarded

ad•jec•tive

The state of being at which one is no longer able to comprehend or explain their surroundings. This happens when someonody is too stoned or high to function, usuallly after hitting a nice water pipe.

Ever since Eric bought his new illadelph he’s been incapaciretarded every time we see him!

by Kolakc17 August 27, 2018

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I Just Crapped A Pineapple

president reagen just won a vote he didnt think he was going to get and was stressed before and now releaved so said to his assistant "i feel like i just crapped a pineapple" his assistant preceeded to tell the press "all the president said was thank god" it has been joked about on shows like wait wait dont tell me on npr.

EXAMPLE #1(literal)
ellis: oh man you guys ijcap
julia:are you kidding me?
sofia:she isnt kidding....i had to get out the plunger
ellis:he...he...he *scary face*

EXAMPLE #2(figurative)
ellis: oh god...IJCAP
julia:why ellis...why??
sofia: omg julia did you not just see? dhananjai just looked at her!!
ellis: oh god dhananjai is one hott damn
julia:oh man tell me about it...ellis you lucky son of a bitch
sofia: are you kidding me? gus is the only one i ever need...IJCAP

by bucky-o-pal December 24, 2008

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Inappropriatory

Not to be confused with inappropriately. A word of its own with similar meaning to those listed above. Not proper or suitable in the given circumstances - example: not appropriate. Synonym - inappropriate.

What you did last night was very inappropriatory.

by Indy2019 April 23, 2019

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