The Old Shoe in the Hat Trick 

When you are about to lose a game of tetris and your starting to make a major comeback and it starts to get really hardcore but the game gives you shit blocks and you lose anyway...

Man, I was on the final level of tetris last night and my heart was beatin' and my hands were shakin' but it still gave me the Old Shoe in the Hat Trick!

The Old Shoe in the Hat Trick by Tommy Oliver October 9, 2006

Cat in the Hat 

Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!

Timmy touch my weiner! -Dr. Suess

Cat in the Hat by Max February 25, 2005

The Cat in the Hat movie 

A movie based on the Doctor Seuss book, most likely inspired by the sucess of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. A generally unfunny movie, however there are a few moments that make you really laugh hard.

"Lets go, Chocolate Thun-da!"
-Thing 1

The Cat in the Hat movie by Beefcube April 27, 2005

cat in the hat mug 

kilogram.

hey cat in the hat mug, oops i meant kilogram

cat in the hat mug by lexi014201 April 13, 2021

Cat in the hat 

A horrid criminal. On Thanksgiving, ‘97, a store by the name of “Macy’s” held a parade in New York. They do this parade every year, and it’s one of the most famous parades in history. They have floats, marching bands, dance groups, cheerleaders, and the most unique thing, the giant character balloons. One of the balloons in the ‘97 parade was the Cat in the Hat. The winds were high that year, so lots of incidents happened with the balloons. The Cat in the Hat did the worst thing imaginable. He bumped int to a land post, causing part of it to fall off and injured 4 people. One of them was in a coma for almost a month. Who knew a bag if helium could be the most diabolical villains in all of history.

“Did you see that guy who killed the president? I heard the FBI said he was the worst criminal they ever dealt with!”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”

Cat in the hat by CottonCandyHairedGodess November 27, 2021

cat in the hat 

something that looks attractive and tempting but in the end will only bring a negative result.

"that looks like a cat in the hat.. watch out!"

cat in the hat by ghostman95 January 25, 2023

The Cat in the Hat (2026 film)

A movie that was supposed to released today, but the dumbasses at Warner Bros. delayed it.

DAMN IT, The Cat in the Hat (2026 film) was delayed!

The Cat in the Hat (2026 film) by certified dirtbag douche eater February 27, 2026