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That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night 

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A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."
Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.
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freak in bed 

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When you have a ton of sex toys like more than two or three you like handcuffs whips and chains and tons of different places and positions and a tongue can go anywhere
I need my partner to be a freak in bed to make me happy
freak in bed by BNB30 May 19, 2018
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couldn't lie straight in bed 

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This phrase is used to mean that somebody is very dishonest and lies a lot.
As if anyone believes what s/he said, the wo(man) couldn't lie straight in bed!
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namaste in bed 

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Na-mah-stay-in-bed

(No-me-stay-in-bed)
Jamaican phrase used to decline an invitation.
Girl: Wanna go to the movies?
Guy: Namaste in bed.

Girl: Kk next time.
namaste in bed by SayWhatNOW!?!? July 9, 2016
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sucky sucky and shaggy in bed

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The most BAITEST way of saying wanna have sex
dude 1: at the dinner table my gf said sucky sucky and shaggy in bed and my parents heard

Guy 2:what did they do then

Guy 1: they taught me how to use a condom
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i look for silver while i lie in bed with gold 

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Not being content with what one has, searching for more.
Man I'm never happy with what I have, I look for silver while I lie in bed with gold.
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