Impulse Flush

Flushing the toilet when there is no apparent reason to. Usually occurs while urinating, a sudden impulse to flush arises which cannot be dismissed. Afterwords impulse flushers feel confused as to why they flushed.

If you are worried about your impulse flushing you should contact your doctor, you may have Chronic impulse flushing or CIF.

Person one : Do you ever just flush the toilet for no reason?
Person two : All the time, I've got CIF
Person one : CIF?
Person two : Chronic Impulse Flushing, duhh.
Person one : Thank god I'm not alone, I think I'll go for an impulse flush right now.

by rossbartonfs October 31, 2009

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Impulse HL2RP

A Garry's Mod server in which people like to pretend they are half-life 2 characters. You can see things such as toilets just randomly on the street and vortigaunts micspamming Russian music. Kind of like if New York City and Florida came together and made a video game.

X_Mezo_X: Hey, me and avx are gonna blow up some IEDs, Would you like to join us?

Yarna Crimson: No, I am not playing Impulse HL2RP Currently

by JoseTha1 March 30, 2021

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Impulse Tweeting

tweeting useless information while assuming someone will give a fuck about it.

@john_doe: totally throwing my blackberry out for the new iphone #MAKETHEMOVEBRO

@Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!

@HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......

by Herb Silowski October 14, 2011

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Impulse Deposit

The sudden feeling of pressure to deposit money back into your bank account when buying something that costs a large sum of money, otherwise known as an Impulse Buy. Can occur to many people, yet many times by college students on a restricted budget.

Wal-Mart Cashier: That'll be 42$!
Me: Gosh, that's a lot! All I have are some simple groceries. Not enough in my pocket to give you so I'll have to use my card.
*Swipe Card and transact money*
-->After finished paying, goes to SunTrust inside Wal-Mart<--
Teller: Can I help you?
Me: Yes, I just spent 42$ of my money to buy groceries, and many of those things were impulsive buys so I'm going to make an "Impulse Deposit"!

by Matt - UCF Knight '12 September 9, 2010

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