impaled

The term used by men with a large cock to describe exactly why their girlfriend/wife/mistress has an impaired ability to walk correctly.

Same term can be used by women to acurately describe how hung their boyfriend/husband/affair is.

Men: I fucking impaled that chick last night. She won't walk right for days.

Women: Omg, like, he took his massive shaft, and like, impaled me with it. I am so sore. I want more!

by TheMysteriousCharmer June 5, 2016

Impaled

Laid, banged, lucky

Ohhhh, guess who's getting impaled tonight

by Olg@ September 23, 2016

impale

to insert (or have inserted) a very large dick inside of a female

I impaled my girl so good she can't walk today.

by wutev April 22, 2010

impale

to stab an object into a persons body cavity.

"i Impaled him with a dildo"

by HUMANfgt November 17, 2007

impaled

To caues a point object to go into or through someone or somthing.

I can imagine myself impaled through thouse oversized horns of his.

by cool and hot August 4, 2016

impale

To impale a guy, a dude sticks his 11-inch raging boner up a boy-hole and supports his weight on the dick alone.

Oh man! That fucker Ben impaled me in the locker-room this morning and I shot my load down some other cadet's mouth!

by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021

nad the impale-her

The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummed a load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.

Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 11, 2008