ikea bird and sven secretly fucked in the boat while pewds was building jöergen 2 memorial
seriously, did no one notice?
seriously, did no one notice?
by gabe itch69 July 28, 2019
Get the ikea bird mug.(noun.) the characteristic wobble that's in every piece of furniture on display at IKEA, due to one or more of the following factors:
a) too many people sat on it/tested it out/touched it
b) it was assembled incorrectly
c) it's just bad quality (aka cheap) in general)
a) too many people sat on it/tested it out/touched it
b) it was assembled incorrectly
c) it's just bad quality (aka cheap) in general)
I assembled and re-assembled this table five times already and it still wobbles. It must be the IKEA wobble.
by helium cash February 22, 2009
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A fight with a companion or loved one directly resulting from the frustration and exhaustion of an IKEA shopping experience causing you to abandon your purchases at the register and ignore the smell of the fresh baked cinnamon buns.
by ikeahurtsme August 21, 2009
Get the IKEAFight mug.Most hilarious person you will ever meet. Sweet, kind, of course funny, and cute, although he might admit to none of those things. He tends to be very active and into sports. Usually a shy guy. But under all that shyness, he's got an amazing personality, don’t let his shyness ignore the fact that he has a HUGE DICK, and he can clearly satisfy your women better than you are.
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Get the Iker mug.A nice and loving lady, cares extremely for others and often gets used by people because of that though she does not take it out on them, idera can be a very tough lady to handle and could be authoritative but she is a loving lady if you her patient and obedient. She must not be taken for granted as she could seem wicked because of that.
by Writes February 2, 2020
Get the idera mug.one and only Iker Casillas, the Greatest goalkeeper who ever lived. a legend. apart from his football. he is most modest and humble with people. very gentle and social. a family man, curteous, will talk to you for hours about nothing and keeps you entertained. very caring and likes to please others. he is spanish by every mean and therefore ladies should stay away unless they know how to handle a don juan de marco. his charm is irresistible and will hypnotiz you with his percing eyes and gentle touch. he is also a hardcore romantic therefore he knows every way to allure a woman and make her fall head-over heel for him. one of the coolest things about him is that when he walks into a room he'll get all the attention and respect. and why not he is close to perfect :)
Person 1: I met this guy today i am amazed by him. i never been treated so right. he is the greatest guy i ever met.
Person 2: you met Iker Casillas! ahh lucky you!
person 1: yes God must love me :)
Person 2: you met Iker Casillas! ahh lucky you!
person 1: yes God must love me :)
by imjustsayingthetruth September 23, 2011
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All this food for $5.95?? Iketastic!
by RickBaideia March 30, 2011
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