IKEA wobble

(noun.) the characteristic wobble that's in every piece of furniture on display at IKEA, due to one or more of the following factors:
a) too many people sat on it/tested it out/touched it
b) it was assembled incorrectly
c) it's just bad quality (aka cheap) in general)

I assembled and re-assembled this table five times already and it still wobbles. It must be the IKEA wobble.

by helium cash February 22, 2009

IKEAFight

A fight with a companion or loved one directly resulting from the frustration and exhaustion of an IKEA shopping experience causing you to abandon your purchases at the register and ignore the smell of the fresh baked cinnamon buns.

Just leave this shit and let's go, I don't want to have another IKEAFight.

by ikeahurtsme August 21, 2009

Iketastic

incredible or awesome; rivalling the excellence of former American president Dwight D. "Ike" Eisenhower

All this food for $5.95?? Iketastic!

by RickBaideia March 30, 2011

IKEA Daleks

IKEA Daleks is a fan-given term to the "improved" designs of the Dalek villains from the long-running British sci-fi TV show Doctor Who. Daleks are the arch-nemesis of The Doctor and his alien Time Lord race. In S5E3 the IKEA Daleks were introduced. They looked the same as the original Daleks but with colourful Dalekanium (alien metal).

They look like the result of Daleks procreating with Power Rangers.

David: You know, Chris, whenever I see one of those new colourful Daleks I imagine M&Ms shooting out of their appendages.
Chris: Haha, you mean those IKEA Daleks? They look like toys, don't they?
David: Yeah! They look like they're made from plastic instead of Dalekanium.

by Rina Lam January 8, 2012

ikea tower

Pewdiepie's tower beacon in minecraft

Look at that amazing ikea tower pewds built.

by Pickle Frick July 10, 2019

Ikeamotion

The random wanderings of people who are trying to escape from Ikea. Its often fueled by swedish meatballs and cinnamon buns. Characteristics include bouncing off sofas with names like Umflaut then walking around in random circles; and stacking flat brown boxes on carts and careening down warehouse aisles.

I went to Ikea to buy a couch but then Ikeamotion hit and I could not figure out how to escape without buying a desk, two side tables and a bed.

by Leslie Dow February 3, 2008

IKEA

A magical big blue Swedish box responsible for most fights, break ups and injuries.

Me and my (Ex)wife went to IKEA this morning. We fought for hours and I hurt my toe from a flatpack shelf collapsing.

by JoshuaStonefish October 17, 2019