IFE

Internet Fuckin Explorer. The world's shittiest browser written by a bunch of code monkeys with IQ < 16 at Microsoft. Known for breaking perfectly standards compliant websites and being a nightmare for web developers around the world.

Currently there exists three versions of this shitbag - IFE5, IFE6, and IFE7 -- all of them are non-compliant with each other. MSFT is now busy creating another of them -- IFE9!

Dude 0: What is IFE, dude?
Dude 1: Internet Fuckin Explorer, dude!

by Web Developers of the World January 2, 2008

ifs

I fucking suck.

Ufs, ifs, we all fucking suck.

by earinlololol December 17, 2008

IFE

Instantaneous Femcum Explosion

I'm going to fill a waterbed with femcum, then freeze it, and then push it out into the ocean. And I will call it an Ife-burg.

by libidoski May 20, 2008

iffed

The version of miffed used by people that are A) too lazy/physically unable to pronounce the first letters in words, B) M-haters, or C) actually a girl in Canada trying to start a word trend such as fetch.

Brian was miffed at Ling for being iffed at him when he said a girl was fetch.

by Lingg September 11, 2005

IFS

Similar to IBS,Irritable Friend Syndrome can occur when a friend unexpectantly morphs into an obnoxious bitch, but you have known them too long to severe the relationship.

Help me! I have serious IFS with my best friend since 7th grade and I don't know how to tell her to shut the hell up without hurting her feelings.

by Jeanniebean137 November 12, 2007

IFS

abbreviation of "Irritating Fucking Scotsman"

My god, look at that fire crotch, and an IFS to boot!

by amotiser August 25, 2010

Ifs

Idiot Freaks. All of those people with no common sense who act as if they know what they are doing. Who try to communicate with others, ie you and me , in an attempt to feel normal and part of the human race. You may not know if you are an IF, but you have surely been affected by one or more in your lifetime.

Ifs try to turn left from the right hand lane without a signal and then flip off the person who they cut off.
Ifs push an empty stroller in Disneyland and there is no child in sight.
Ifs read this on a Friday night.

by Strell survivors (see strell definition) October 28, 2006