icicle up the ass

Someone who is cold and frosty. Unfriendly.

He's so damn frosty he keeps an icicle up the ass to keep it warm.

by Craven W. January 22, 2014

Icicle Dash

Take 12-15 guys to a playground and have them lay on the jungle gym with their dongs dangling down through like icicles. Run through the dangling dongs like you are running though icicles, preferably with your mouth agape and tongue out letting them smack you in the face.

Dude #1-We'll, off to the public playground again.

Dude #2- Going on an icicle dash? Need me to hang out on the monkey bars again?

Dude #1 - No thanks! I'm taking all of my frat bros down with me again.

by TheAC January 27, 2017

Frosty Red Icicle

A crazy finish to an orgy which has 12-33 retarded midgets with micro penises ejaculating on a 3 foot tall redhead that is upside down in the freezing cold and letting the nut freeze resulting in a hairdew that results in the redhead resembling a troll fom the movie trolls.

“God mother fucking dam, that bitch just got a crazy Frosty Red Icicle”

“Grandma is a freak, she can handle a Frosty Red Icicle better than my dad in his prime!”

“Oh, Stephen Hawking? Yeah, he gave my Grandma a Frosty Red Icicle back in 04.”

by Nathaniel smallcockkingson October 7, 2023

Brown Icicle

The act of shitting on your sex partner while out in the snow after your anus is nearly frozen.

I need to take a hot shower, sarah just gave me a brown icicle

by manswer April 29, 2009

Morning Icicle

Morning Icicle is when a male wakes up with an unnaturally cold boner. Usually found in the winter or when sleeping with your meat in an ice bucket. 99% of all cases wake up screaming due to the huge pain of a frozen, erect, penis.

Joe: Hey, have you seen Steve?
Rob: yeah, he woke up about an hour ago screaming.
Joe: Oh! Did he have another Morning Icicle?
Rob: Yeah, I don't know why we go camping with him.

by ryaneschevere July 28, 2011

wrist icicle

When you fist a girl and she creams on your hand/wrist leaving you with a white ring around your wrist.

"Jenny and I were getting really into it last night, and she gave me a wrist icicle after I started fisted her!"

by Spdudws January 3, 2017

icicle minigun

When you freeze your cumshots and put it inside a nerf gun and fire it towards the girls pussy

Bradley tried doing the icicle minigun on Jenna and her pussy ended up frozen solid

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018