your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad

The ultimate comeback, used by both men and women, becuase there is abseloutly nothing to say back to it.

Person 1Fuck you, dickhead
Urbandictiionary reader Your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad
Person 1 ....uh....

by George May 2, 2005

I fucked my brother

Just making this for the mug

Mug I fucked my brother

by Mrs President December 27, 2021

I fucked your mum

Something you would say to someone to piss them off

Hey Jono, I fucked your mum

by nuggislife March 18, 2020

I fucked on the Magic School Bus

Something said by seniors to underclassmen (generally freshmen) to intimidate and frighten them. 100% effective.

Patrick (senior): Dude, check this out.

(freshman walks by)

Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.

(freshman begins to run)

by dr.demann162 October 14, 2011

I fucked your mother

To enjoy sexual intercourse with one's mother, see mother fucker.

I am a butt pirate! I fucked your mother!

by Billybojangles December 5, 2003

I fucked the Volunteer editors mother

I fucked the Volunteer editors mother

I fucked the Volunteer editors mother

by darkedge008 May 15, 2018

And then I fucked your cousin

A phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.

Person 1: "..and then I went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then..."

Person 2: *Snores*"...."

Person 1: "And then I fucked your cousin."

Person 2: "Wait what?!?"

by Therapist420 February 21, 2014