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i would rather die

phrase related to something you are greatly opposed to.
are you coming to blackburn ?

response: I would rather die
by Robert Coote January 17, 2007
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I would use her shit for toothpaste

The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.
Bro she is so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too!

When someone makes you thank someone that didn't really deserve it.
During a school speech, he said, "I would like to thank the oxygen molecule I just inhaled along with our honourable principal for supporting me in my treacherous path."
I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! (along with urbandictionary.com)to give me a platform
by Sugei July 16, 2023
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Quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined on his blog October 12th 2008.

Meaning:

It is better to be sane and live a good life than join the insanity and wasted lives of a perverted and socially self destructive majority.
As I take it, I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day. - Quote, La Plante
by Mr. SnowmanPants May 2, 2011
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i would rather eat my own toe

A very good phrase to use when you dont want to do something
Person one: Hey will you go out with me?

Person two: Ummm well to be quite honest with you i would rather eat my own toe!
by Tom Griffiths February 24, 2008
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i would put it in her mouth

saying that a girl is worthy of having your genitals in their mouth
guy 1: hey you see that hot ass chick!
guy 2: "i would put it in her mouth."
guy 1: totally
by Kacktastic April 30, 2010
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I would grind that

A phrase used by actor Russell Brand in the movie Get Him To The Greek which simply mean to have sex in an extreme way
Russell: you see that girl right there, i would grind that

Guy: Oh yeah i would kiss her face
by NewComer92 September 29, 2010
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