I had an erection 

'I had an erection'

Used with the emphasis on the 'had' when something is a let down or has disappointed, especially when the speaker was very excited about the something in question. The point is that the erection is no longer there.

Billy: 'Dude, that show was totes rubbish, I mean, I had an erection'
Bob: 'Homes, I know exactly what you mean. I'm totes flaccid now.'

I had an erection by LoveBastard March 10, 2008

I had yer grandma last night 

It litterally means "I had sex with your grandmother last night."
It just removes the word 'sex' to make it shorter, like any other slang term.

Ryan: "Yo man, what were you doin' last night?"

Jack: "I had yer grandma last night"

Ryan: "What the hell man?! That's sick!"

I had yer grandma last night by jeNANANANANAA BATMAN! April 11, 2009

i had a few socks 

i used to have some socks
they got stolen
im sad now
secks

i had a few socks
"yo do you got any spare socks?"
"i had socks"
"get socks"

i had a few socks by socks man January 7, 2022

i had sexual intercourse with ur mom 

Eating shampoo spitting it in the homies mouth he piss/poops it out and I give it to ur teacher and say it's chocolate and he/she/apache helicopter eats it and likes it

Man guess what I did
What
I had sexual intercourse with ur mom
Oh dude no way that's awesome

Ikr

i had sexual intercourse with ur mom by Juanwastaken July 3, 2021

I had a stroke 

When you find something so ridicilous and hard to read that you think the other person had a stroke.

Person1: Everyone: Hajy Me: I dmon

ever: hno m: i kall l
ever: n :me :ever

Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.

I had a stroke by buddy retard July 21, 2020

I had the most disturbing dream ever last night 

I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.

I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.

I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

I had the most disturbing dream ever last night by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021

I had quite the chuckle 

A saying used when a individual had a good laugh and a hilarious joke made by a 6’0 handsome devil whose names starts with a J

That was a funny joke I had quite the chuckle

I had quite the chuckle by Sir Jheylan November 15, 2021