I wish a nigga would

Just as it says. Say it out loud slowly in a John Wayne (slow, southern white) accent to get the full effect.

Kid 1: Ms.Bitchy-bitch is gonna give us an F.
Kid 2: Man, i wish a nigga would..

by Randal M. April 8, 2007

I wish I could but I don’t want to

Phoebe Buffay said this in the show Friends

When you aren’t in the mood of doing something but you wanna be polite

For example : Can you help me doing my laundry?
I wish I could but I don’t want to

by Ross-a-tron January 19, 2021

i wish i was a twat

sarcasm- used at the end of a really poor stoey or joke by an individual.

"i wish i was a twat"

by Josh Wardle March 19, 2007

I wish a nigga would!!

I dare you to...

Keep it up and you're gonna get your ass kicked.

Shit..... "I wish a nigga would!!"

by Eric Sheps September 16, 2020

I wish this place and this country and this world ill

For now on all of you people out there can just kiss my ass and die.

I wish this place and this country and this world ill

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 24, 2021

I wish I had a dick

When a girl says "I wish I had a dick " , she means she wishes she could masturbate easier . She says this because her clitoris is not sensitive so , she has to give into buying a 40 dollar vibrator to masturbate. She just wishes it was as easy for her, as it is for a man to masturbate .

" I wish I had a dick"
" why so?"
" idk I wish I had a dick"

by Wackgirlshit April 7, 2019

I wish that was Justin Bieber

A comment often posted by Justin Bieber haters on YouTube videos that feature someone getting badly hurt. These comments often get a lot of thumbs-ups, and are usually posted by the more "angry" breed of haters.

Random Justin Bieber Hater: *watches video of someone getting run over by a speeding car, and then getting run over by another one* "Man, I wish that was Justin Bieber"

by JustinBieberHater82189339 January 3, 2012