The act of never never moving but experiencing life's greatest pleasures.
Rob eats a bag of "Bold Party Blend" Chex Mix.

Rob gloats about finding three rye chips (he claims five).

John exclaims "i've been there i've came back i'm still here" because he's eaten an entire bag of "All Rye Chips" in one sitting.

He knows what's up.
by Sir. Sacksalot April 12, 2011
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The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.
Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."

Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."
by Thatsnotmyname May 08, 2013
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i've always been a smoker

Karen: "Now you can't complain about Pat's smoking since you do it yourself!"

Arthur: "I've always been a smoker".
by Karen Stickney February 03, 2007
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I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.
-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)
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I've been me

This is what you tell people when they try to tell you who you are and they are attempting to get you to second guess yourself.
Leo: "You know you just don't seem to understand what is happening with this. You are acting strange about this."
Leighia: "Leo, I've been me. Don't start that. It won't work. You are sippin on sus and it ain't helping you."
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I've been in the hills

A thing 21 Savage does in order to be alone, and not have to worry about Jake Paul harassing him.
Joe Budden: What do you do in your free-time in order to be alone.
21 Savage: I've been in the hills.
by DXNK_M3M3S April 04, 2018
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