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hypocarndria: excessive anxiety about all the things that can be wrong with your car; a tendency to fear or imagine there are problems with your car that aren't actually there. Sometimes mechanics will tell the owner that the problems are all in her head (gasket) but she won't believe it.
I had also decided that the steering in my car was weird, like the steering wheel was turning way too much. I'd gone so far in this belief that it was making me nervous to drive, sedately cautious like a little old lady instead of the risk taking old lady daredevil driver I usually am.

At one shop I asked them to take a look at the steering when I had the car in for a minor door handle repair and they said nothing was wrong with the steering. Afterwards I went to another place, where the brakes were fixed last week, but afterwards they didn't seem right. A mechanic looked at the brakes and drove all around and said the brakes were fine.

So, now it seems that I've developed hypocarndria. Nobody warns you about this.
by AnnSoforth October 28, 2013
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hypochondriacademic

Derived from Hypochondriac - someone who thinks they are ill without reason or sympton.

1. A person with hypochondriacademics; an excessive preoccupation with one's grades, usually focusing on some particular and irrelevant reason, which they think will cause them to fail.

2. excessive worry or talk about one's grades, for no good reason.

3. Someone who tells everyone that they are going to fail, lying about how much work they've done. In reality, they've never done badly on an exam or assignment, and they never do.
"She said she flunked the class, but got the best grade, such a fucking hypochondriacademic"

"What a loser. He sent a hundred snapchats about how screwed he was for exams and he got top of the class. fucking drama queen"
by timriggins May 10, 2018
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hypochondriacademic

Derived from Hypochondriac - someone who thinks they are ill without reason or sympton.

1. A person with hypochondriacademics; an excessive preoccupation with one's grades, usually focusing on some particular and irrelevant reason, which they think will cause them to fail.

2. excessive worry or talk about one's grades, for no good reason.

3. Someone who tells everyone that they are going to fail, lying about how much work they've done. In reality, they've never done badly on an exam or assignment, and they never do.
"She said she flunked the class, but got the best grade, such a fucking hypochondriacademic"

"What a loser. He sent a hundred snapchats about how screwed he was for exams and he got top of the class. fucking drama queen"
by timriggins May 10, 2018
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Hypochondriac

Someone who thinks they are going to perish;someone who is overreacting about their health
My friend,Brian,is a hypochondriac.
by A kitty cat February 18, 2019
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Hypochondriact

The definition of hypochondriact is Tegan
Tegan: it’s bipolar

Me: no love it’s called being a hypochondriact

Tegan: what does that mean

Me: it’s the definition of you
by Tallperson9000 April 6, 2019
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Hypochondriac

What an incompetent doctor calls their patients.
I can't figure out what condition my patient has, and I'm sick of hearing her whine about her "excruciating pain", so I will label her a hypochondriac.
by Haven the Great October 6, 2021
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hypochondriac hypochondriac

A person who obsesses over the types of hypochondriacs in paranoia of which one they are
My hot-nurse girlified- is hypochondriac hypochondriac. (N)
by xCozyx April 25, 2022
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