hypocarndria: excessive anxiety about all the things that can be wrong with your car; a tendency to fear or imagine there are problems with your car that aren't actually there. Sometimes mechanics will tell the owner that the problems are all in her head (gasket) but she won't believe it.
I had also decided that the steering in my car was weird, like the steering wheel was turning way too much. I'd gone so far in this belief that it was making me nervous to drive, sedately cautious like a little old lady instead of the risk taking old lady daredevil driver I usually am.
At one shop I asked them to take a look at the steering when I had the car in for a minor door handle repair and they said nothing was wrong with the steering. Afterwards I went to another place, where the brakes were fixed last week, but afterwards they didn't seem right. A mechanic looked at the brakes and drove all around and said the brakes were fine.
So, now it seems that I've developed hypocarndria. Nobody warns you about this.
At one shop I asked them to take a look at the steering when I had the car in for a minor door handle repair and they said nothing was wrong with the steering. Afterwards I went to another place, where the brakes were fixed last week, but afterwards they didn't seem right. A mechanic looked at the brakes and drove all around and said the brakes were fine.
So, now it seems that I've developed hypocarndria. Nobody warns you about this.
by AnnSoforth October 28, 2013
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1. A person with hypochondriacademics; an excessive preoccupation with one's grades, usually focusing on some particular and irrelevant reason, which they think will cause them to fail.
2. excessive worry or talk about one's grades, for no good reason.
3. Someone who tells everyone that they are going to fail, lying about how much work they've done. In reality, they've never done badly on an exam or assignment, and they never do.
1. A person with hypochondriacademics; an excessive preoccupation with one's grades, usually focusing on some particular and irrelevant reason, which they think will cause them to fail.
2. excessive worry or talk about one's grades, for no good reason.
3. Someone who tells everyone that they are going to fail, lying about how much work they've done. In reality, they've never done badly on an exam or assignment, and they never do.
"She said she flunked the class, but got the best grade, such a fucking hypochondriacademic"
"What a loser. He sent a hundred snapchats about how screwed he was for exams and he got top of the class. fucking drama queen"
"What a loser. He sent a hundred snapchats about how screwed he was for exams and he got top of the class. fucking drama queen"
by timriggins May 10, 2018
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Derived from Hypochondriac - someone who thinks they are ill without reason or sympton.
1. A person with hypochondriacademics; an excessive preoccupation with one's grades, usually focusing on some particular and irrelevant reason, which they think will cause them to fail.
2. excessive worry or talk about one's grades, for no good reason.
3. Someone who tells everyone that they are going to fail, lying about how much work they've done. In reality, they've never done badly on an exam or assignment, and they never do.
1. A person with hypochondriacademics; an excessive preoccupation with one's grades, usually focusing on some particular and irrelevant reason, which they think will cause them to fail.
2. excessive worry or talk about one's grades, for no good reason.
3. Someone who tells everyone that they are going to fail, lying about how much work they've done. In reality, they've never done badly on an exam or assignment, and they never do.
"She said she flunked the class, but got the best grade, such a fucking hypochondriacademic"
"What a loser. He sent a hundred snapchats about how screwed he was for exams and he got top of the class. fucking drama queen"
"What a loser. He sent a hundred snapchats about how screwed he was for exams and he got top of the class. fucking drama queen"
by timriggins May 10, 2018
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