New York Fire-Hydrant

The act of two men, double penetrating a female, cumming at the same time in her mouth and vagina, then punching her in the back of the rib cage causing her to spew it all out both ends...

Randy: Hey man, I heard your girlfriend was being a bitch!

I: Yeah, what should I do?

Randy: Oh, lets give her a New York Fire-Hydrant.

I: Disgusting, but alright!

by Firefighter911 March 20, 2010

Hydraulic Pressable

Someone or something that possesses a pronounced visual quality of being easily flattenable or compressible under pressure, almost as if it could be effortlessly transformed into a flattened state.

Raul: You look quite Hydraulic Pressable today... 🤤🤤

Mortimer: *screams of the damned*

by TsukiKitten August 24, 2023

hydration station

Any device or system that dispenses clean water for drinking.

term made popular by @SeanAquino snapchat

Person: "It's real hot today, but we here.. at the Hydration Station! Always stay hydrated"

by I Know Everything Son! August 6, 2016

d-hydrated

A term used in regards to a female who is eagerly pursuing a man;

A male synonym for "Thirsty"

Damn, she liked my pictures from 2 years ago she's D-hydrated bro

by R. Killings October 21, 2013

hydraulics

a system added to a car which can raise or lower a car on command.

My wheels got hydraulics.

by heime October 9, 2003

Hydra Shok

Hydra Shok is ammunition made for various calibers by Federal Arms Co. The single largest difference between Hydra Shok and any other ammo is the post design. Hydra Shok is an ultra hollow point in its basic form, but the post design allows greater penetration with unmatchable spread and impact. In short hydra shok is the PREMIER man killer round

I just bought a box of hydra shok for my .45

by rh3 February 18, 2004

Hydraulic Sandwich

Beer or ale. Used to replace a meal.

"We're going to stop at the pub tonight for a couple of hydraulic sandwiches after work."

by BigMFJoe January 24, 2006