hummus dump

1. A loose but sticky stool.

2. Hot Curry.

After dining at a vegetarian restaurant last night, it took me twenty minutes to wipe up that hummus dump.

by The reverend Billy B December 13, 2009

condom hummus

To Condum the terrorist group hummus while your getting carpet bombed

“I know you lost your house and family, but do you condom hummus?”

by D. R. P. H. I. L. November 6, 2023

Hummus Cummus

Banging a girl from behind, you take 9 Kosher beans (preferably blessed by a Rabbi) and stuff them into her anus 1 by 1. Then pull out of vag, stuff it in the butt and start mashing the beans into hummus. Then as you are ejaculating, you take a Tostitos Scoop tortilla chip and dip it into the butt crack, and dip out some of the wonderful mix. Then with proper wrist action, whip the chip around and shove it in her mouth.

My girlfriend wanted an appetizer so I gave her the ol Hummus Cummus

by Cal the Lion July 6, 2017

hummus boi

Homie; someone who’s your Garbanzo Guy.

Aye I know everybody knows Figmus has a tiny dick but he’s still my hummus boi.

Girth, tell all your hummus bois to come through we havin a blowbang!

by GerthPaul December 18, 2020

Hummus queen

A hummus queen is an LGBT+ man who strongly prefers or has a fetish for men of Middle Eastern descent. A reference to hummus being a Middle Eastern dish.

Brad's dated two Lebanese guys, an Egyptian guy and a Syrian guy! He's such a hummus queen.

by Mayor Me September 7, 2020

Hummus Fever

(Noun) A high preference for anyone Middle eastern fully or partially (Arab, Turk, Israeli, Iranian etc.) by anyone non-middle eastern. Similar to the slang “Yellow Fever”, except Yellow Fever involves Asians. Hummus is a delicacy found in the middle east, is growing in popularity in western countries, and probably one of the first things that come to mind about the middle east (aside from terrorism) can be hummus. In the context of sexual preferences, the word “fever” is used to describe a high preference or an obsession, hence the term Hummus Fever.

Brett: Oh man, I really wann hookup with Jasmine, my coworker.
Mike: You may wanna ease down bro, you’ve been talking about her for the past couple months
Brett: You have know idea how smoking hot she is. Her dark hair, olive skin, and her voluptuous figure remind me of one of those sexy belly-dancers from Saudi Arabia.
Mike: Jesus, Brett... You really should tame your Hummus Fever.

by lukashenho_ January 3, 2018

Hummus-rhea

1. n. The act of acquiring the sickness "diarrhea" after ingest any type of hummus.

2. The word hummus in " Hummus-rhea" can be replaced by any food word that gives you diarrhea.

Dane where are you? Bathroom! Got hummus-rhea again!

by Mr. Chestensen September 15, 2010