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relative humidity

A feeling of uncomfortable warm dampness while visiting in-laws or extended family.
Bob: How was the reunion?
Sam: Fine, except for all of the relative humidity.
by dintx March 19, 2011
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Humid Beings

Anyone who loves New Orleans, is fascinated by New Orleans or wants to simply support New Orleans is a Humid Being.
Celeb Humid Beings, Brad and Angelina, bought an apartment in the New Orleans warehouse district last year.
by RebeccaLouise February 3, 2009
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Relative Humidity

The sweat that forms on your balls while thinking about screwing your wifes sister.
Man, I was looking at those family pictures of Helen at Disneyland, I had some serious relative humidity going on in my pants!
by PSA Pilot February 18, 2010
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Lethal Humidity

when a billionaire hasn't gone outside for a few years - 35 degree weather and high humidity becomes lethal in their mind and they need to spend hundreds of millions of other people's money to avoid having their organs boiled
see that 125 pager on lethal humidity - I'm not sure he has gone outside since 2017
by AndyFastow August 31, 2023
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Relative humidity

The sweat between two cousin's having sex together.
The relative humidity had to be %90 between aunt Mary jo and cousin Clem
by Evil Jokester October 19, 2019
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Humid titties

When moisture is trapped beneath your chest balls, aka boob sweat.
Boy youve got nice humid titties. Would you like a napkin for your humid titties
by ThatGayBitch-Angelle August 18, 2018
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It's pretty humid

When you say something bad to someone but they didn't hear you. When they ask what you said, you say "It's pretty humid".
Bob: Jesus christ, what a fatass...

Fatass: What'd you say???!

Bob: It's pretty humid...
by WTFdude?? February 19, 2011
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