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In the 1790s, a tavern was built in the northwest section of Catawba County. This area became known as Hickory Tavern. This name remained intact for almost 100 years. The city of Hickory was established in 1870. Over 40,000 people reside in this city today. Hickory is the economic, social, and cultural center of the Catawba Valley.

Hickory was also know as "The Furniture Manufacturing Capital of the World" until recently as most plants have closed or moved production oversea's. Though it still retains the title as the "birthplace" of duct tape, originally invented during WWII at Shuford Mills as sealant for burst pipes in submarines the company has since changed it's name to Shur-Tape Technologies offering a wide variety of adhesives. Hickory is also home to racing legend Dale Jarrett (UPS #88), after winning the Winston-Cup race during the 90's he has since not won anymore races. Hickory made national headlines in 2002 after a rainstorm created one of the largest sinkholes ever, it also swallowed a brand new Corvette in the process. The sinkhole occurred in the parking lot of Buffalo's restaurant, the city inspector deemed the building unsafe and the owners closed to do extensive and expensive repair work to the parking lot and building, the restaurant closed within months of reopening.

Hickory is also home to one of the finest learning establishments ever created, Hickory High School (HHS). The school is extremely stratified in its socio-economic classes as well as race. Armed police officers patrol the school campus to prevent and break up the common physical conflicts that erupt between students. Surprisingly, most of these fights are between students belonging to the same social group. Although the majority of teachers are inept in both areas of subject matter and teacher-pupil relations, a few are exemplary in their skills and seem to make up for the rest of them.
I heard you're from Hickory. Sucks for you.
by Toskinator June 7, 2005
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hickory nut crunch

A powerful back kick straight to a mans balls
Hey touch my ass again and you will be getting a old fashioned hickory nut crunch youll never forget
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Hickory

Hickory is a small to medium sized town that is literally an hour away from anywhere cool. An hour from Boone, Charlotte, Winston Salem, and Asheville. It is home to textile and furniture plants, or should I say WAS home to them, they decided to screw half the town and move their business to China or wherever the fuck people will work for pennies a day. Hickory is home to one of the largest unemployment rates in the state. There are also two colleges in Hickory. CVCC (Catawba Valley Community College) is where the locals go after they get laid off from their shitty factory job, or where people go if they dont have the money for a real college. Then there is Lenoir Rhyne College where rich Lutheran snobs ship their trustafarians to get educated. Usually these kids dont leave the 3 block radius that is LR, but they think they own the fucking town. There is also a movie theatre that is a $1.50 but most of the time they play movies that are going to be on video the following tuesday. The Carmike is over priced, and the Crown Cinema is disgustingly filthy. The only good thing about Hickory is that one day, God willing, the entire town will fall into a giant sink hole. Preferably starting with the giant wal-mart where everyone thinks it is the coolest thing ever to cruise the parking lot and block traffic for hours. Hickory is the kind of place that makes you realize why North Carolina is a red state.
Girl: "So, where are you from?"
Guy: "Hickory."
Girl: "Where?"
Guy: "Exactly."
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Something great to have as an appetizer at your next dinner party.

Basically self explanatory.


Used in the episodes of Dr. Tran.
"I think you really suck and you should just like go die."

"Oh really? Well, you're a stupid little bitch."

"Umm, did anyone ever tell you you're a really BIG cockface?"

"Go eat some hickory smoked horse buttholes."
by poopy bunghole August 12, 2008
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Hickory High School

A lame ass school in Hermitage filled with preppy whores and skanks.
Most of the kids there think they are better than most people cause they have money.
Person 1: "hey what school did you go to?"
Person 2: "Hickory High School. Why?
Person 1: "Oh god eew your a skank"
Person 2: "Hey just cause i went there doesnt mean im a preppy bitch with money"
by ohheypopsicle June 30, 2009
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Hickory Shower

An act performed by an officer of the law, whereby the officer pulls out his nightstick and begins to beat the offender down to the pavement.
You wouldn't believe the hickory shower this guy got when he tried swinging at the cop.
by Hawke70 June 17, 2008
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Hickory Tavern

Dont Blink Or you might miss it. 1 Traffic Light, Pizza Oven, Crossroads, Sav-Way, Dollar General, Buck's Auto & School
by Sara Paxton August 12, 2008
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