How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018

how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016

how many licks does it take to get to the middle of a jawbreaker

1000

How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a jawbreaker?
1000.

by Omgiceagafm May 24, 2021

I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8

I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.

-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)

by Ramdomised Pseudonym December 14, 2019

How many beans make 5

British term. A shibboleth designed to establish whether a person had learned nonsense rhyme "one bean ,two bean,a bean and a half and half a bean" from his Nanny and thereby establish upper or upper middle class origins.

" That fellow isn't our sort at all ,he doesn't even know how many beans make 5"

by Thorhalland October 18, 2008

how many layers of irony are you on?

like maybe 5 or 6 right now, my dude.

Person 1: How many layers of irony are you on?
Person 2: Like maybe 5 or 6 right now, my dude.
Person 1: You are like a little baby, watch this.
Person 1: S U C C

by HandleThatIsntUsedBySomeoneEls February 27, 2019

Hogmany

The Scottish equivalent of New Years Eve. Usually this day is marked with copious amounts of alcohol, fireworks and a seemingly endless chorus of Auld Lang Syne.

Jock: "Alright man? You coming out for Hogmany?"

by Cheeseman Muncher April 18, 2009