hosaver

A guy who dates notoriously promiscuous women, in hopes that he can save the Ho from her whorish deeds and become a good girl.

Bro, what are you thinking dating lucy, she banged every guy on the team. Thats the second skank you dated this month, you a Hosaver!

by NakedNate4 December 7, 2010

Hovasexual

A super fan of JAY-Z, who loves JAY-Z more than Jesus.

Look honey! It’s two hovasexuals arguing about which Jay Z album is better in the middle of the street.

by Peacefulblackpanther November 9, 2023

hova

A play on the word Jehovah and the name Jay-Z.

"HOVA, H to the izzo, etc."

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

Hova

What Jay-Z calls himself, meaning a "God" of rap. In relation to Jehovah (JeHOVAh), another name for God.

Jay-Z is the HOVA for all time.

by RealName00 April 16, 2010

hova

Hustler of Virginia
Hustler of VA
HOVA
jay ran shit hustlin in va

H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
Fo' shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in VA
HOVA tha song on tha blueprint

by msquared324 May 26, 2009

HOVA

Hell of an ass

If you see a girl walking a long, and she has a phat ass you say HOVA

by Fredrick Rod Douglas October 14, 2011

Hova-Sleigh

When Santas reindeer are broke down and in idle mode. It's what happens when someone goes jihad and busts an RPG in Santas sleigh.

Rudolph and the rest of you bitches best get yo ass off the ground and out of Hova-Sleigh, we gots to go!

by T.J. Dubz December 14, 2010