a vacation with the express purpose of getting hotter; one doesn't actually have to go anywhere on hotcation, it is simply any period of time during which one works at looking both more relaxed and significantly more attractive.
Abner: Man did you see Tina, she' s looking so hot and relaxed today.
Artie: Yeah, she must've just come back from one serious hotcation.
Artie: Yeah, she must've just come back from one serious hotcation.
by tacotuesday88 January 2, 2012
Get the hotcation mug.An aquaintance, Jessie, was replacing a toilet when it became a stinky job due to the crappy itstall of the previous one. In Anger, he yelled Hoowatanee! It is a English term with a French twist, meaning, Who, what...ahhhh...my nose. Nose in French is pronounced ‘nee’ but spelled as ‘nez’. When your nose is under attack due to an unfortunate and unanticipated crap or a related stench, yell “hoowatanee!”
by Itsagas June 21, 2019
Get the hoowatanee mug.A particularly nasty form of fart. It is invisible, like all farts, but of immensely higher density, temperature, and humidity than the surrounding air. Somewhat like a shart, only aerosolized. It is so named because of the hot, wet feeling it produces when originating and when it makes contact with other people.
Its density, combined with an otherworldly amount of molecular coherence, results in a persistent, dense cloud of palpable stench. This also lends it a strong degree of stickiness, where the hotwet can become attached to clothing, hair, and furniture, and lodged in noses and throats.
Some hotwet can achieve sufficient density to develop a gravity field strong enough to pull small objects off of desks and tables.
It is theorized that hotwet, successfully collected and cooled, would form a solid similar to a hydrogenated oil which could be useful as an industrial solvent.
Physicists are attempting to achieve this new form of fart matter through a process similar to that for creating Bose-Einstein Condensates.
Its density, combined with an otherworldly amount of molecular coherence, results in a persistent, dense cloud of palpable stench. This also lends it a strong degree of stickiness, where the hotwet can become attached to clothing, hair, and furniture, and lodged in noses and throats.
Some hotwet can achieve sufficient density to develop a gravity field strong enough to pull small objects off of desks and tables.
It is theorized that hotwet, successfully collected and cooled, would form a solid similar to a hydrogenated oil which could be useful as an industrial solvent.
Physicists are attempting to achieve this new form of fart matter through a process similar to that for creating Bose-Einstein Condensates.
I was sitting near my friend when he blew a cloud of hotwet directly in my face. It got lodged in my nose hairs and I kept smelling it for hours.
I was laughing when some hotwet floated into my face. Before I could stop, I swallowed a bunch of it and was sick for days.
I was laughing when some hotwet floated into my face. Before I could stop, I swallowed a bunch of it and was sick for days.
by Aaron the Baron January 21, 2010
Get the Hotwet mug.A sexual technique used by male homosexuals, where one dips his scrotum into warm maple syrup and his partner proceeds to lick it off.
Thelonius and I were having french toast the other day and sice the syrup was warm, I gave him a tasty HotTate.
by blurred November 15, 2006
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(n). An action so unique, rediculous, and unexpected that it exceeds the scope of unbelieveable.
(adj). unique, rediculous, unexpected, exceeding expectations of unbelieveable.
(adj). unique, rediculous, unexpected, exceeding expectations of unbelieveable.
The most howat thing I have ever seen was last winter, when Jeremy urinated wildly on my lawn in an attempt to spell his name while failing to realize my father was right behind him.
The time Jeremy realized he forgot his concert tickets and keys in his house and broke down his door to get them was really howat.
The time Jeremy realized he forgot his concert tickets and keys in his house and broke down his door to get them was really howat.
by Ross S September 1, 2005
Get the Howat mug.Hotware - Computer applications used illegally.
Either the CD key or the CD itself has been stolen and used illegally or used in violation of the rules set down in the EULA.
First used in a conversation between pirates, early 2004 and grew from there.
Opposite of coldware.
Either the CD key or the CD itself has been stolen and used illegally or used in violation of the rules set down in the EULA.
First used in a conversation between pirates, early 2004 and grew from there.
Opposite of coldware.
by smallmonkey January 11, 2005
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