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hortensia

She is the quintessential Latin flower. She embodies everything that is classy and fashionable. At first glance you are intranced by her hazel eyes. A miami bred native she is a family Girl. A passionate lover and even more passionate friend hortensia is the one you will bring home to your mom and never let her go!
Hortensia That girl...the first time I met her I thought she was a slut.
by hortensias roomste May 13, 2010
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hottest man alive

Basically every single harry potter character or one direction member
"-hes the hottest man alive he can✨rail me
- must be zayn or fred weasley"
by fredweasley´swhore October 1, 2020
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Hortense

prononced « whOrEtEnsS ».
a french kpop hoe who enjoys watching tv shows such as rue paul’s drag race. Very kind and sweet and arGGG SUCH A PRECIOUS HUMAN but you DO NOT want to get her mad.

also a very good liar, especially in the Loup Garou game. DO NOT !! TRUST HER !! THERE !!
give her banana milk î order to appease her.
also... the chances that she owns a cat and that it is posessed are quite high.
that person’s cat is very creepy.

she’s probably a hortense
by maki bear (aka maki-b) June 8, 2019
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Hottentot

A tribe in Africa, in which it is said that "it takes a whole village to bring up a child". This is wise.
I made a joke about Hottentots but everybody voted thumbs down. Pearls before swine!
by Katie B 22 April 15, 2009
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Hottense

adj.

1. Hot and intense. Go figure.
2. So hot, literally.
1. I just saw the movie and it was hottense!
2. Why is this place hottense?
by sundroppedskies May 17, 2010
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hottenstein

Both someone who is hot and similar to Einstein in the sense of smarts.
Person “I wish I was a hottenstein with brains and sexiness all the girls and guys *wink* would love me.”
by Kermit soup suck July 8, 2022
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The hottest person alive

There name is make a they are so incredibly hot all the guys fall for her she is so lovely and any guy would be lucky to date her
by Daddy _t December 1, 2021
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