portuguese hot plate

The sexual act of defecating on saran wrap that is covering the other person's face. It is preferable that said excrement is loose and runny.

Jenny is so down-to-earth, she let me give her a portuguese hot plate last night.

by Rick44554444 April 22, 2008

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Hot Plate Special

Noun. N. After you sit down on a toilet seat, you immediately discover it's warm from the previous sitter.

Verb. v. The act of receiving a Hot Plate Special.

Noun. I sat down to shit and was unpleasantly shocked with a Hot Plate Special.

Verb. Fuck Bro, I was Hot Plated during my morning glory.

by PEN30 2x the size January 13, 2015

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vegetarian hot plate

when a person puts saran wrap around another persons face and takes a shit the part that covers the mouth the they fuck it through un til they get in the mouth.

last night big bubba gave adam the vegetarian hot plate, he will be spitting out shit for weeks.

by josh herbert March 5, 2008

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Hot Plate n Chill

A quiet one flakey one with the boys n a microwave can’t be more than 3 halves

I’ve had a long week gonna have a hot plate n chill only 2 bags

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Boobs On A Hot Plate

Another way of saying "No worries".

Used when someone apologizes or expresses gratitude.

1: "Hey, is it okay if my feet go in your mouth?"
2: "No. That's weird as fuck."

(1 shoves cock in 2's mouth anyway.)

1: "Do you like that? Do you like it down your throat? Choke for me. Choke."
(2 takes feet out of mouth momentarily.)
2: "It's actually not that bad. Definitely underrated."
1: "Can I shove them back in?"
2: "Sure."
1: "Thanks."
2: "Boobs on a hot plate."

(2 shoves 1's feet back down his throat.)

by Night Crawlin' Nigger November 1, 2011

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