National History Day

A metaphorical whip utilized by history teachers to destroy the lives of their students. Not to mention, the website builder is like trying to tell a blind and deaf person how to do calculus.

National History Day has a special place in hell.

by ernest hemingway is big gae November 24, 2019

AP World History

Is a common disease that many teenagers get around sophomore year. Symptoms include: forgetting to eat, sleep, and sometimes breath. To deal with this illness, you must study your ass off on homework that is nothing like the test. Basically, you are fucked. If you are happy in this class, you are even more fucked. Caution: do not take this class or you will surfer the fucking consequences. Beware

Student: What should I do tonight? End my suffering or do AP World History homework....?

by Margo312 February 4, 2016

History Channel

A once respected cable channel. Many years ago it was a serious source of historical information and now it is Reality TV, Pseudoscience, and Pseudohistory. Actual history has been abandoned for ratings.

I learned everything I know about History from the History channel. I learned that aliens helped humans build the Pyramids, The Bible contains a secret code which can be deciphered using a computer, monsters are real, and Nostradamus predicted 9/11.

by A1988 January 23, 2011

AP US History

the cause of many sleepless nights

why did i have to take AP US History???

by Argon March 6, 2005

history buff

A person who knows a lot about history, particularly a lot regarding a period of time, person or place.

Person 1: Susan knows a lot about Pin Up Models

Person 2: Yeah she's kinda a History Buff on Cheesecake.

by Luscious Landie January 31, 2010

My browser history

porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn and more porn

you: my browser history is pure porn what about yours

by Crazzy_Gamer278 May 17, 2018

history of the entire world, i guess

Bill Wurtz makes a 20 minute video where he sings a lot of songs, makes a religion about things, turns the sun into a deadly laser, conquers all... er, most of India, and breaks China a lot.

Dude: Have you seen history of the entire world, i guess?
Other Dude: Duh! THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!
Dude: Not any more, there's a blanket.

by Meme-o Emo June 1, 2017