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The Josephine Teo

Having sex in tight confined spaces for the sole purpose of procreation to populate a country, to preclude the need to find housing for planned marriage.

Real life Minister of state Josephine Teo was quoted in the news of Singapore telling young couples to put off getting housing as she does not see the lack of privacy and personal space as a hindrance to having sex.
As the birth rate declined, young fertile men and women were urged to do The Josephine Teo, and delay plans for acquiring housing until after their children are born.
by theminoritydude October 11, 2016
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Josephine

She is hot sexy and alway cute she normally has brown curly and wavy hair and has a bubbly fun personality whoever gets her as a friend is lucky
#hot #sexy #jojo #josephine
by Luckygirlxxx February 25, 2017
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Josephine

Someone who gives off a Leo zodiac sign energy. She can't imagine living life without the arts, Taylor Swift's music, books, and social media. Among her circle she's the expert at taking selfies. She will feel empowered after listening to black women's music. One of the prettiest and smartest girls. Also extremely loves reading books no matter the circumstances. She claims herself to have a good taste in everything.
"That girl looks high-class, she must be a Josephine."
by orangeskai September 5, 2021
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Hosepipe Ban

The sad state of affairs of being without sex, and being unlikely to have it any time soon. Period of sexual drought/celibacy, whether "by choice" or enforced.
"If this hosepipe ban goes on for much longer, I may have to start going to Jumpin' Jaks'"

"She looks miserable, must be on a hosepipe ban again"

"Oh my god, he's gorgeous! He could lift my hosepipe ban anytime".
by Salsa July 31, 2005
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Josephine

Often misunderstood, collects vinyl and old books. Mainstream music makes her want to die and popular trends. She is and introvert but really blossoms with true friends. She is still looking for someone to spill her thoughts and emotions out to.
"Oh there's a Josephine I'm going to avoid her, she seems rude"
by Doglover12348 July 1, 2018
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Josephine

Beautiful girls with blonde hair and green eyes , they love animals and are natural born leaders, she is loved by all the boys for her intellegents , sense of humour and beauty. Most girls of jealous of her because of this.ask her to be your friend/girlfriend
Girl 1: uugghh look at him drooling over Josephine...it is so unfair that she gets all the attention from boys

Girl 2: she doesn't even notice
by Anglewings34 January 3, 2019
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Amy Josephine

The prettiest girl in the world. She is athletic, musical, smart, and has lots of friends. She isn't the most popular girl in her school, but everyone knows her and loves her.
Gosh, I sure wish I was an Amy Josephine.
by Wholesomegirl May 16, 2010
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