Hotential

A place that has great potential to possess hoes and sllluts, but can potentially become dangerously infested with swan's.

Bob: "Hey, lets go to the club tonight I heard the hotential there is gunna be extremely high"

Quan Damion: "Word, them white bitches love it when I put my dick on that ass"

Enrique: "Do you think any of them would like a cockerspaniel?"

by MC Norris February 8, 2004

hortense

18th century Negroid-Dutch Ghetto slang for a fat fat whore.

That hortense emailed me!

Randy's dick smelled of cheeseburger after that hortense had her fill.

by Chester Choda March 27, 2003

Hortense Vagino

An utterly repulsive proto-typical woman you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

Don't get divorced over the age of 70; most of the women in the dating pool are like Hortense Vagino.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

hortensius

To seek and find wisdom wherever you can find it

Hortensius is a lost dialogue of Cicero, in it he contemplates the best use of ones free time, to philosophy. To seek and find wisdom and knowledge wherever you may come upon it. And to cherish it.

by Bob Saggit’s Uncle January 27, 2023

hoetential

the percentage of a girl being a hoe

what's the hoetential at this party

by fuck yo couch June 8, 2014

ortensia

ortensia is a name that means gold. She has really nice blonde hair.

"ortensia is my friend"

by stokaz November 21, 2021

ortensia

Ortensia in an amazing person. She’s kind a loyal, the friend that everyone would kill to have. She has some kind of obsession for period dramas and for historical stuff but she won’t annoy you with them unless you promise her a medieval castle and dresses. Of course the castle has to offer a vast collection of princes to choose from.

Look at that girl running in a castle. She’s such an Ortensia.

by aralasisreal November 21, 2021