horsecartman

an famous tiktoker that is amazing and cute.
horsecartman is very cool and amazing

witch is why u should follow her

"did you see horsecartmans outfit today"
"yes it is quite nice"

by horsecartman November 5, 2021

Horsegrenade

A polelatcher

There's nothing as close as a horsegrenade and atomic bomb

by KattanMan November 11, 2021

Horsegate

When Elon musk offers to buy someone a horse in exchange for head.

Elon musk just bought me a horse after I sucked his dick, Horsegate

by aidslover May 20, 2022

horsegirl

An adjective to describe a texas woman

HOOWWWWDY! she's a wild one in these sheets. betcha she's a horsegirl

by rbaxx March 18, 2026

Hoegurt

A little momma bear bussy boy.

Nico is a hoegurt.

by wydasguy November 10, 2025

Astrology Horsegirl

1. A female, typically in her mid 20's, that does not assume responsibility for her actions. Instead, the universe is to blame. She typically has an irrational fanaticism for equine husbandry, even though her finances, and the finances of her support system, will not allow it to be realized. Generally out of touch with reality and the concept of stability.

See also; vibes, crystals

I was at the festival this weekend and there were so many astrology horsegirls.

by JJdawg42069 September 8, 2022